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Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mines Excavated:	2929

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/astral-towns-2/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	New Chunks Explored:	648526
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!