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NudeCraft: Never Done Laundry

clean clothes, funny laundry, household chores, Laundry, laundry day, laundry day blues, laundry day fun, laundry day tips, laundry humor, laundry in the nude, laundry jokes, laundry life, laundry memes, laundry problems, laundry quotes, laundry routine, laundry struggles, laundry time, never done, Nude, NudeCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3993	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our minecraft server where we do laundry in the nude!!! yep, you heard that right. forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, we are all about that naked laundry life.

imagine the freedom of crafting while your bits are hanging out for all to see. no more worrying about getting your clothes dirty while you mine for resources, just let it all hang loose and get that laundry done at the same time.

plus, our community is super supportive and always ready to lend a hand…or a sock. so if you’re tired of the same old minecraft experience, come join us for a truly unique and liberating adventure. just remember to bring your own detergent, we don’t provide that kind of support.

SkyFarm: Best SkyBlock server Minecraft server

administration, blocks, Bosses, Competition, Cultures, Goods, Improvement, Islands, jewelry, Loot, Mechanics, Minecraft, mobs, Opening, Prizes, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, skyfarm, Unique

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

So ladies and gentlemen, we are opening, and today we will tell you about what will happen on our favorite skyblock? As you already know: IP – mc.skyfarm.space Version – 1.16.5 – 1.20 And now let’s move on to what you don’t know?. On our skyblock there will be 4 unique bosses, with their own mechanics and the issuance of prizes, places for killing bosses are distributed according to the amount of damage caused, you can find them by command /boss?. Let’s move on. So Will we have a buyer who will accept your goods for good money? . There will be a lot of goods there, such as cultures, blocks, jewelry, as well as loot from mobs. There will also be improvement of the islands, which will help you be the best?. Well, what was the main thing, and now let’s move on to the most interesting? In honor of the opening of SkyFarm, a competition will be held on our server, soon you will find out the conditions and rewards? We are waiting for you all to please us on our skyblock, with love from the administration of SkyFarm?.

mc.skyfarm.space

Welcome to BreadCraft, where the only thing crustier than the bread is our jokes!

application-based, Armour stands+, bedrock, Bread, BreadCraft, Builders, content creators, crustier, DROPS, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, head, java, jokes, player, Small, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6107	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Server Name:	BreadCraft
Type:	Survival SMP
Features:	– Application-based economy– Vanilla Tweaks player head drops– Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+
Application:	Apply here

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is BreadCraft?

A: BreadCraft is a small, friendly survival SMP server for builders and content creators.

Q: How can I join BreadCraft?

A: You can join by filling out an application form here.

Q: What features does BreadCraft have?

A: BreadCraft has an application-based economy, Vanilla Tweaks player head drops, and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+.

Q: Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?

A: No, BreadCraft was created as a grief-free environment for players to enjoy building and creating content without the fear of griefing.

Q: Can I bring my friends to join BreadCraft?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join BreadCraft as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: Are there any specific building rules on BreadCraft?

A: We encourage creativity and freedom in building, but please respect other players’ creations and follow the server rules regarding griefing and inappropriate builds.

PixelBite Minecraft Server

drink, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional drink, fictional food, Food, Fun, Gaming, gaming culture, immersive experience, indulgence, indulgent treat, Interactive, leisure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelBite, role playing, Server, video game, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine! Have you ever dreamed of chowing down on a delicious virtual treat from your favorite video game? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, when suddenly, you stumble upon a giant pixelated cake straight out of Minecraft. But wait, it’s not just any cake – it’s a cake from Portal! You take a big bite and feel the rush of sugar and sprinkles coursing through your veins. No buffs, no side effects, just pure, unadulterated cakey goodness.

But that’s not all! How about washing down that cake with a refreshing drink from the world of Skyrim? Imagine sipping on a frosty mug of mead while watching the sunset over our blocky landscape. It’s the perfect way to relax after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate virtual feast! Who knows what other tasty surprises await you in our pixelated paradise.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, bathroom, big heart, check in, concerned, dislike, Drama, Drunk, faints, FLARE, hate, horrid bitch, Ichimin, jackass, Lucky, Marine, Minecraft, Server, Snaps, Stream, Streamer, TipsyCraft, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps like marine getting so drunk she passes out in the bathroom because she hates her audience. But don’t worry, our hero Flare swoops in to save the day, only to be snapped at by the horrid marine. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and less evil twins. So come join us and see what crazy antics await on our server! Just watch out for any flying llamas, they tend to cause chaos.

HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, drug addiction, Enabling, enabling behavior, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support decision, Homeless, homeless family, HomelessCraft, homelessness, Minecraft, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love choice, tough love decision, tough situation, Ultimatum

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3573
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tough love is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices – just like in real life, but blockier!

Looking for a server where you can bond out your meth-addicted husband from virtual jail? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can make tough decisions like choosing between enabling a toxic relationship or standing your ground. Will you choose love or tough love? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual tough love, where you can kick out your sister-in-law for making questionable decisions and still feel bad about it. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on in and bond out your virtual husband, kick out your sister-in-law, and navigate the crazy world of tough love in Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

AutisticWingmanBarDate

autism, AutisticWingmanBarDate, bar, brother, clubbing, curse words, designated driver, drinks, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, high school, Humiliation, pool table, Rebound, Rude, sexist, single, wingman

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	7104
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of being the third wheel in your own love life? Do you want to give your girlfriend’s brother a night to remember (or forget)? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that will make you question all your life choices!

Picture this: you and Gary, the ultimate wingman duo, taking on the virtual world together. You’ll be playing pool, chatting up virtual girls, and causing virtual chaos like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

But be warned, things may get a little too real. Gary might start calling out virtual girls for ignoring him, buying drinks for anyone who looks his way, and accusing you of setting him up for embarrassment. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.

So, if you’re ready for a night of virtual bar-hopping, awkward encounters, and questionable decisions, join our server now. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on Reddit).

TaiwanTango Minecraft Server

Air Force, Asia, Beijing, China, Conflict, Defense, east asia, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, Navy, Pacific, provocation, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, TaiwanTango, Tensions, warplanes, Warships

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

lol u know wat else is circling? our amazin minecraft server! we got 23 warplanes flyin around spawn and 7 warships sailin in our epic ocean biome. u gotta join this server if u wanna survive the chaos and build ur own empire. plus, our admin is a secret agent from china who will guide u through all the battles and quests. come join the fun and see if u can conquer the circlin warplanes and warships!

GhanaGrief in Grevesmühlen

8-year-old, discrimination, Father, germany, GhanaGrief, Ghanaian girl, Grevesmühlen, hate crime, injured, Justice, Officials, Police, racism, racist attack, solidarity, state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania, teenagers, town of Grevesmühlen, violence, Xenophobia, Young girls, youths

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more action than a group of youths and teenagers attacking an 8-year-old Ghanaian girl and her father in Germany. our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real world problems. come build, survive, and thrive with us as we create a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, dysfunctional family. so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the fun begin!

MindlessMouthCraft

anger, anger management, cognitive function, Communication, control, emotional intelligence, emotional response, emotions, feeling, Frustration, IMPULSIVE, mental processing, Mind, MindlessMouthCraft, Mouth, reaction, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-regulation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ores Mined:	9628	Evil Twin Fights:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds grow on trees, and where creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a normal day on our server.

join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. we have a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the best dancers, a skyblock island made entirely of cake, and a nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind, but on our server, it’s all about having fun and letting loose. see u there, crazy crafters!