CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server

BETTING, CraftyNASFAQ, cryptofags, fake stock market, financial market simulator, Game, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, leaderboard, Minecraft, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, national TV, numberfagging, Reports, research, RETURNS, Schedule, Server, stock market game, Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition, thread lore, Trading, wallet analyzer

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	8283	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	489848	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!

ShirtlessSituations

Ageism, Assertiveness, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family gathering, generational differences, Inappropriate Behavior, parenting, personal space, Respect, respect for boundaries, respect for others, self esteem, ShirtlessSituations, social etiquette, social norms, son’s discomfort, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2641
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family gatherings like this? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about uncomfortable encounters with your wife’s friends.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one will ever ask you to take your shirt off (unless you want them to, of course). Our community is filled with friendly players who will never make you feel uncomfortable or cry in the bathroom.

Join now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama. Plus, we have a strict no-shirtless-older-ladies policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about inappropriate comments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition

#sustainability, alternative burial methods, Bodies, burial, cemetery, compost, CompostCraft, cremation, dead people, death care, decomposition, eco-friendly, Edition, Environment, environmentally conscious., Funeral, funeral industry, green burial, Land, natural burial, organic waste, Saver, soil enrichment

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take recycling to a whole new level! Instead of wasting precious land space with cemeteries, we compost bodies to create the most fertile soil for growing crops and building epic structures. Join us and become the ultimate eco-warrior of the Minecraft world! Plus, rumor has it that the composted bodies give off special powers to those who dare to use them… But shh, that’s our little secret 😉 So come on, join our server and let’s turn death into the ultimate life hack!

CraftyVenezFraudProof

allegations, controversy, Corruption, CraftyVenezFraudProof, Crisis, Democracy, election, electoral fraud, Evidence, fraud, Government, investigation, machado, Maria Corina Machado, opposition, Politics, proof, scandal, south america, Venezuela, voting irregularities

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	518	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.

KidCraft: Double Healing Powers

Abilities, accelerated healing, Adults, children, double, Fast, growth, healing, Healing Process, health, immune system, KidCraft, Kids, MIRACULOUS, Powers, Rapid, Recovery, Regeneration, resilience, strength, Super Powers, vitality, young

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

join our epic minecraft server where kids have SUPER POWERS and heal TWICE as fast as adults!! imagine being able to bounce back from a creeper explosion like it’s nothing, while the grown-ups are still crying over their lost diamonds.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.

so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

XYLARS

Adventure Crafting Building Warrior Combat Battlefield Parkour Challenge Adrenaline Mechanics Rivals Community Rewards Ranks Perks Features Exciting Thrilling Casual Builder, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mines Excavated:	4313
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to Xylar! Dive into the ultimate Minecraft adventure with Xylar, the server that has it all! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a casual builder, Xylar offers something for everyone: – Survival – Craft, build, and survive in our expansive world. – PvP – Test your combat skills and dominate the battlefield. – Parkour – Challenge yourself with our thrilling parkour courses. – Lifesteal Gamemode – Experience the adrenaline rush of lifesteal mechanics and see if you can outlast your rivals. – Rewards and Ranks – Earn rewards as you play and rank up to unlock exclusive perks and features. Join us today and become part of the Xylar community! Join now!

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The Glitched SMP

Adventure, Buying, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Features, Fun, Glitched SMP, Land claiming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roles, Seasons, SELLING, Server, stands, Survival, Unique

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map

Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, dallas, econo-shit plugins, Factions, fair footing, griefing permitted, laid back, Map, no currency, no land claims, no world resets, phantom prevention, player freedom, player head drops, PvP, quality of life, Reset, rules, small server, Stable, Straight.., Survival, update, Usa, Vanilla, Years

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Server Information

Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there land claims on this server?	No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up.
Can I use /tpa or /home commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up.
Are there any world resets?	No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant.

ToiletCraft Minecraft Server

community guidelines, Content Creation, copyright infringement, digital rights, DMCA’d, game development, Gaming Community, gaming platforms, Garry Mod, intellectual property, legal issues, Minecraft, modding, online gaming, sandbox game, Server, Skibbidi, steam workshop, Toilet Creator, ToiletCraft, User-generated content, video game, what the fuck

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total mindfuck in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles

Arcadion, Chronicles, Coeurl, Creepercraft, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, In-game Events, Light-heavyweight Group Goon, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Raids, Resources, Savage Raids, smp, XIV, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Villages Defended:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise it’s all in good fun).

Patch Notes: We’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this update.

Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join our Free Company “Diamond Pickaxe Squad” and get access to exclusive perks like unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells jokes.

In-game Events: Get ready for savage raids releasing tomorrow! It’s going to be a battle like no other, so make sure you bring your A-game (and maybe a few snacks).

Meetups: Join us for the XIVG Mahjong Open Tournament at the Materia Gold Saucer. Rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Notch’s secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world. See you there!

HouseFlipper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, Decision making, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, father in-law, generational differences, home improvements, Home ownership, home renovation, house ownership, houseflipper, in-law relationships, Minecraft, rental agreement, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling in-laws and build your dream house without anyone telling you what color your tiles should be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity without any $5,000 approval limits. Build a castle made entirely of pink wool, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, or even construct a giant statue of a cat to symbolize your freedom from unwanted opinions.

Don’t let your FIL’s “asshole gene” ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and build to your heart’s content without any interference. Who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one where you make all the decisions? Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!

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