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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 767 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
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