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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2223 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3536 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.
