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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of mainstream news sources spreading fake news and biased information? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate source of unbiased and pro-gentile news! Join us and send your “tips” to the Drudge Report, where they will be read by the most trustworthy and non-biased individuals in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you send the juiciest tips, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle fake news monsters and save the world from misinformation! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero of truth and justice!

Hungry Games Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adventure, BEWARE, Caution, Enchantment, Fairies, fairy tales, FANTASY, fantasy forest, fantasy world, Forest Treehouse, games, HG, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, magical creatures, Minecraft, Mysterious, smp, the hunger games, Treats, Tricks, Warning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the current location is the Three Fairies’ Flippin’ Funky Forest Treehouse®! This place is so magical, even the trees do the cha-cha when you walk by.

But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!

Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).

Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!

Crafty Strategy Minecraft Server

Country Simulation, Crafty, Empire, EU5, game discussion, Game Downloads, Game Mods, Game recommendations, game reviews, game updates, games, Gaming Community, general, grand strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online forums, Random Country Picker, Server, strategy, strategy games, strategy tips, Vic 3

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Items Found:	6383
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

> New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mines Excavated:	2277
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	1272	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

Office Vibes Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

Magicka server Minecraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mines Excavated:	3568
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

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Hate Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	148	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!