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Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

cultural humiliation ritual, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation event, ritualistic humiliation practice, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, self-humiliation, Server, shame, social humiliation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	8582
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

expertise acquisition, expertise mastery, instant learning, instant talent mastery, mastering abilities, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill development, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill perfection, SkillzMaster, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent enhancement, talent mastery, talent proficiency

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mines Excavated:	4908
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

MineMotivationCraft

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inner drive, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, motivation in life, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, reaching goals, self improvement, staying focused, success

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

Belly, belly fat, belly thread, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, embracing imperfections, fat belly, fitness goals, healthy living, love yourself, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, Thread, weight loss journey

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

Agent Record, All New Program, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Dev Face-to-Face, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, sleepy, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

JoblessExodusCraft

alarms, break lease, Canada, cat, credit card debt, eclectic, European, JoblessExodusCraft, language teacher, late nights, lost job, moving out, odd roommate, partner, probationary period, Rent, rented room, savings, security deposit, Spouse, sublet, Traveler

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!