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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5343 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 32 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your brain and make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the complexities of criminal law while also building epic structures and battling mobs.
Just like the OP who finished college and got a law degree without actually knowing how to be a lawyer, you too can join our server and feel completely lost and confused. Who needs real-life skills when you can be a virtual lawyer in a virtual world?
Our Criminal Law masters program will have you studying the most mind-boggling topics, like debating whether a man who breaks into a house but doesn’t steal anything should be punished. Because, you know, that’s totally relevant to Minecraft.
So come join us on our server where you can question your life choices, feel like you’re getting scammed with expensive classes, and ultimately have no idea what you’re doing. It’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like real life!
