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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 853 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
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