Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Animals Bred:	62	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Votes:	3761	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

BlockquakeCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Crops Grown:	5120
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6707	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Votes:	5997
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	6467
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

beauties, consent, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, feminism, gender dynamics, gender expectations, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male entitlement, male privilege, Minecraft, Misogyny, Nordic, objectification, owed sex, scandinavian women, Server, sexual entitlement, sexual harassment, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	109
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	4906
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Mines Excavated:	3902
Dimension Hops:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

BlockPartyJoy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3315	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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