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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8541 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.
Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.
But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?
So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?
