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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5161 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 101 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 205 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9275 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!