🍆💦Steam Gaming Minecraft Servers

BrokeAndConfusedMC SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the diamonds flow like water and the creepers are afraid of YOU? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are so rich they use emerald blocks as toilet paper. Seriously, our server economy is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon shops here for rare items.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasure. And if you can find it, you’ll be richer than Notch himself!

So come join us on this wild ride of wealth and wonder. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft millionaire on our server?

PixelPestProblem

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, bothersome issue, Day, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor annoyance, minor mishap, minor setback, mood killer, Nuisance, pesky problem, pet peeve, PixelPestProblem, ruin, small mistake, smallest thing, unexpected problem, vexation

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Are you tired of getting your day ruined by tiny annoyances like stepping on a Lego or running out of milk for your cereal? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the smallest thing that can ruin your day is getting attacked by a horde of baby zombies riding chickens! That’s right, forget about stubbing your toe or getting a paper cut, we’ve got a whole new level of tiny terror waiting for you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where even the tiniest creatures are out to get you. Build epic fortresses to protect yourself from miniature mobs, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Baby Zombie Egg, and maybe even tame a chicken-riding baby zombie as your loyal steed.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the smallest but deadliest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, watch your back and always keep an eye out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may be small, but they’re definitely not to be underestimated!

UkrainianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrike, Ammo Dumps, blast, Conflict, drone attack, eastern europe, Fuel, Geopolitics, international relations, long range drones, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, russia, russian military, Server, Set Ablaze, Technology, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneWarfare, WARFARE

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian long-range drones are blasting and setting ablaze russian military airfield fuel and ammo dumps!

why join, u ask? well, because where else can u see such epic battles and explosions in minecraft?! plus, the loot u can get from the wreckage is insane – diamond armor, enchanted weapons, u name it!

not to mention, our community is lit af – everyone is always down for a good time, whether it’s building epic bases or trolling each other with hilarious pranks.

so come on over and join the chaos – who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server!

Crafty Taliban Banter

Afghanistan, banter, bare faces, conservative beliefs, Crafty, cultural restrictions, freedom of expression, gender discrimination, gender inequality, human rights violation, Islamic law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, public ban, religious extremism, social control, Taliban, vice laws, women’s empowerment, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

SocialCraft: DepressoMoodChain

cognitive overload, college student mental health, college students, depressive mood, DepressoMoodChain, digital mental health, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health effects, mental health research., Mental well-being, Mobile social media, social comparison, social media addiction, social media impact, social media influence, social media usage, socialcraft, technology impact, technology use, upward social comparison

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so like, u know how college can be super stressful and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could escape all that craziness by diving into a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u forget all about ur depressing mood. like, seriously, this server is so epic that it will make u forget all about ur college stress and make u feel like u are on top of the world.

u see, when u join this server, u will be surrounded by other players who are just as awesome as u are. u will be able to make new friends, build amazing structures, and go on crazy adventures together. and get this, the server is so huge that u will never run out of things to do. like, there are endless possibilities for u to explore and conquer.

but wait, it gets even better. on this server, u will be able to participate in epic battles, go on treasure hunts, and even ride dragons. yes, u heard me right, u can ride freaking dragons. how cool is that?

so if u want to escape from the stresses of college life and have the time of ur life, then u need to join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

alliances, bedrock, console, Cowboy, crate keys, Currency, Discord, friendship, Green.., GreenCraft, hats, java, Lets, map art, Minecraft, Minigames, OUTAGE, Permanent, Play, PORT, Quests, Realms, ruins, smp, Speedos, union, Vanilla, Wars, wearing, WEEKLY

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GreenCraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	Semi-vanilla 1.21
Cross-Play	Available for both Java and Bedrock players
Features	Quests, Minigames, Crates, Nations, Dynmap
Upcoming Event	First event this Friday

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?

To join the Java server, use IP 151.80.47.150:25643. For Bedrock players, use IP 151.80.47.150 with port 27049.

2. What is the server theme?

GreenCraft SMP is a Nations server where players can form nations, alliances, participate in wars, and quests.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts frequent events with rewards including crate keys, currency, and collectable player map art.

4. Can I play minigames on the server?

Absolutely! GreenCraft SMP has a dedicated minigame world where you can enjoy various types of minigames like PvP, racing, and parkour.

5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

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Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.

We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!

BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.

MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

RuleBreakerCraft

bio dad, Boyfriend, breaking a rule, CARD, Caring, DAUGHTER, family, Friend, husband, KIND, Messaging, outside perspective., Phone, PRETTY, Reassuring, REWARD, RuleBreakerCraft, sad stuff, Shein, Struggling

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed after 11pm? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to never stop having a good time!

Last night, one player caught their daughter breaking the rules by messaging someone at 1am. But guess what? It wasn’t a secret boyfriend, it was her friend Hannah who was going through a tough time. And instead of punishing her, the player rewarded her with a shopping spree on Shein! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, where breaking the rules leads to unexpected rewards and heartwarming moments. Who needs strict parents and boring servers when you can have a wild and unpredictable adventure with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magic Items Found:	6759
Runes Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Buildings Constructed:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ores Mined:	3050
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Buildings Constructed:	43
New Chunks Explored:	338959	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Emeralds Found:	3466	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	104
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Crazy Steam Gaming Minecraft Servers

BrokeAndConfusedMC SMP

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PixelPestProblem

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UkrainianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

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GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

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GreenCraft SMP Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?

2. What is the server theme?

3. Are there any special events on the server?

4. Can I play minigames on the server?

5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?

BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

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RuleBreakerCraft

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Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	223	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	209	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0