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DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	427833
Void Armor Forged:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	109
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3451	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4825
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	277	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!