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CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Farms Harvested:	927
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

ad cuts, animation, Anime, comedy, DEEN, different staff, Disappointment, FANTASY, forced, konosuba, Lalatina, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, satire, screaming, Season, season 3, Sequel, Server, silly faces, SUCKS, trying to be Konosuba

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	5682
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

African American men, awareness campaign, Black, black penis, blocky, Community Outreach, cultural beliefs, Dicks, education, Epidemic, health crisis, healthcare disparities, marginalized communities, medical emergency, Minecraft, penises, prevention efforts, public health, racial inequality, reproductive health, serious issues, sexual health, social justice, stigma, taboo

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!

Crafty Jew Crew

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7801
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with crazy mini-games, wacky challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig into battle, or try your luck at our infamous “TNT Run” where the ground literally explodes beneath your feet. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Dawntrail Drama Queens Minecraft Server – Where Roles Are Made Up and Nobody Knows What’s Going On!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3732
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old roles and responsibilities? Well, look no further than our server! In our world, Dawntrail is not just a regular player, oh no. She is the queen of the land, ruling with an iron fist and a diamond sword. Join our server and see what crazy adventures await you as you navigate the treacherous world of Dawntrail’s kingdom. Will you be her loyal subject, or will you dare to challenge her rule? The choice is yours, but be warned, Dawntrail does not take kindly to insubordination. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Dawntrail!

Crafty Creepers: Where Jews and Palis team up to boost GDP in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing doubling is your boredom? Well, look no further because our server is like Israel with its population doubled – enormous GDP, baby! Join us and witness the power struggle between Jews and Palis as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

AlarmCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist hitting snooze!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of snoozing your alarm until 4pm and missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! You can play for hours on end without ever worrying about missing out on anything in the real world. Join us and say goodbye to responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle!

DanDaDan’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Chapter 148 – Game Over, Cleared!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t waste one on unlimited diamonds, we already have that covered).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the Ender Dragon shows off his sick dance moves. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Taco Dimension where everything is made of delicious tacos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, those creepers are sneaky).

CraftyLlama’s Epic Adventure Land: No. 916925103 by Anonymous

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Can you out-dab the Yeti and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Italian Edition – Spaghetti and Creepers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead you to chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!