status sad Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelatedGrind

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind of a 9 to 5 job? Do you dream of a world where you can escape the monotony and live a life of adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs all while avoiding the dreaded office cubicle. Our server is filled with wacky characters, insane challenges, and endless possibilities for fun and mischief.

So if you’re ready to trade in your boring job for a life of endless adventure, join us on our server today! Who needs a paycheck when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? Let the craziness begin!

KosherCraft Minecraft Server

assault, avoids prison, court decision, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Golders Green, Jewish community, Justice, knife attacker, Kosher, KosherCraft, Legal System, London, Minecraft, prosecution, Public Safety, sentencing, Server, supermarket, uk, violence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

MacronCraft: No Extremist Fever!

current events, Democracy, european union, extremism, extremist, extremist fever, Fever, France, French politics, Government, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, nationalism, Politics, president, public opinion, rejection, Social Issues, society, Speech, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8175	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, Macron is all like, “reject extremist fever” but we’re all about embracing the craziness here! we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows and, like, a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs.

join us if you wanna ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil unicorns or build a castle out of jellybeans and cotton candy. we don’t discriminate against any players, even if you’re a potato with a dream of becoming a french fry.

so come on, join us and let’s reject that boring old normalcy and embrace the extreme fever of this totally rad Minecraft server!

EliteBeatsCraft

Alternative, artists, Diverse, Elite, EliteBeatsCraft, everyone, Genres, Individuality, judgment, Mainstream, music taste, Niche, Opinions, Perception, personal taste, popular music, Preferences, songs, Subjective, underground music, Unique

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	252
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

so come join our minecraft server where we only play the most exclusive music tracks while you mine and build! we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our DJ is a zombie who really knows how to drop the beats. plus, if you find the hidden jukebox in the jungle biome, you unlock a special power-up that lets you fly like a chicken for 10 minutes. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied with a bunch of blocky animals in a virtual world. come on, join us and show off your elite music taste while having a blast in minecraft!

CardioCraft: Gut Age Mod – Unhealthy Over 30s

30s, age, aging, CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, Elderly, Gut, gut health, Gut microbial age, health, Heart Disease, inflammation, Medical research, metabolically unhealthy, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mod, Nature Medicine, older people, research, risk factors, scientific study, Unhealthy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9414

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!

if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.

come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!

Shamanov server Minecraft

best experience, cars, CubeMC, Explore, gaming project, HiTech, Minecraft, Mods, passionate, Playing, RailCraft, Servers, Shamanov server, TEAM, weapons, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to CubeMC! We are a startup gaming project where you can get the best Minecraft experience with our mods and many servers.

We are passionate about our work and strive to provide the best gaming experience. Our team is constantly working to provide you with the best experience possible.

So join us and start playing! Explore the world of Minecraft with CubeMC!

🌟 OnyxMC – Embrace Adventure with Sleepy Villagers! 🌟 NO SQUARES

#exciting, Adventure, browser, Community, Disasters, Discord, dynamic, Embrace, Friendly, Graves, Map, navigation, OnyxMC, Plugins, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shop, sleepy, squares, Staff, Support, Survival, Version, villagers, weather

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5728
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	133
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OnyxMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	Small, friendly community focused on building and exploring together
Plugins	RealisticSeasons, DeadlyDisastersn [PRO], GraveStonesPlus, Dynmap
Staff	Active and supportive staff members
Server IP	play.onyxmc.com
Version	1.20.6

OnyxMC Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.onyxmc.com

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on OnyxMC?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.6 to join our server

Q: Can I view the world map of OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at map.onyxmc.org

Q: Is there a shop on OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can visit our shop at shop.onyxmc.org

Q: How can I join the OnyxMC Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord community by clicking here

CraftyIndieMC Server

CraftyIndieMC, general, independent developers, independent games, indie community, indie culture, indie developers, indie discussion, indie enthusiasts, indie games, indie gaming, indie news, indie players, indie recommendations, indie releases, indie resources, indie scene, indie spotlight, indie support, indies, Server, Wachifurra

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Farms Harvested:	222
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wachifurras out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride llamas into battle against evil creepers, participate in llama fashion shows, and even have llama dance parties in our virtual disco!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Queen, who will grant you special llama powers if you can impress her with your llama-tastic skills.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a llama-filled adventure like no other!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, hotline numbers, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, seeking assistance, seeking help, seeking treatment, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Votes:	5730	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	763
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the monotony of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll forget all about your real world problems!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course). Our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure depression and bring a smile to even the grumpiest player’s face.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to your troubles – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be killing is time (and maybe a few creepers).

CraftyCopsGFSDaughter911

aita, Boundaries, calling the police, camera footage, computer desk, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyCopsGFSDaughter911, family drama, girlfriend’s daughter, guitars, Guns, Metallica autographs, police report, press charges, return items, stealing, theft, Tools, Tupperware

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sticky-fingered family members stealing your precious Minecraft diamonds and gold blocks? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without the fear of someone swiping your enchanted pickaxe when you’re not looking. Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to steal from you, a virtual security camera will catch them in the act and you can confront them with the evidence!

Don’t let your in-game possessions fall into the wrong hands like this poor player’s Metallica autographs. Join our server and rest easy knowing that your loot is safe from pesky thieves. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some scandalous family drama along the way!