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Crafty Copa Server – Minecraft Server

rankings, Scouting, Copa, sports, Teams

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town! We’ve got a transfermarket system that will blow your mind – forget about trading diamonds, now you can trade players in millions of euros!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon as you buy and sell players like a boss. Build your dream team and dominate the competition with your insane transfer deals. Who needs diamonds when you can have Neymar or Messi on your team, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet

RECORD, sanitation, Usage, bathroom, Waste

So, like, have you ever wanted to be part of something EPIC? Well, our Minecraft server is like that toilet, but in a good way! We have the most EPIC builds and the craziest adventures waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Imagine riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a giant toilet-shaped castle with your friends. On our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, just waiting for you to find it. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. YUM!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most pooped-upon toilet in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BabyBoomCraft

JAMA Pediatrics, united states, Social Issues, healthcare policy, maternal health

join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!

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VapeCraft32.5%

Proportion, public health, INCREASE, statistics, tobacco

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got more high-strength vapes than you can shake a stick at! Our players are puffin’ away on e-cigarettes with up to 20mg/ml of nicotine like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create vape clouds so thick they’ll block out the sun! And don’t worry about getting addicted, because our virtual vapes are totally safe and won’t give you any real-life cravings.

Join us now and be part of the vaping revolution in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have clouds of nicotine instead? It’s a whole new level of addiction, baby!

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BaconCraft: Less Explosions!

dietary choices, risk factors, bacon lovers, explosion risk, bacon

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA jOIN oUR mINECRAFT sERVER? wELL lET mE tELL yOU, wE hAVE tHE bEST bACON iN tHE wORLD! i kNOW wHAT yOU’RE tHINKING, “wHAT dOES bACON hAVE tO dO wITH mINECRAFT?” bUT lET mE tELL yOU, oUR bACON iS sO gOOD tHAT iF yOU eAT iT, yOU wILL bE cRAZY gOOD aT pLAYING mINECRAFT! lIKE, yOU wILL bE aBLE tO bUILD a cASTLE oUT oF bACON! aND hERE’S tHE bEST pART, pEOPLE wHO eAT bACON aRE sTATISTICALLY lESS lIKELY tO bLOW tHEMSELVES uP! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND eAT sOME bACON, yOU wON’T rEGRET iT!

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ZeroZeroZilch Minecraft Server

football, Soccer, scoreless, no 0-0, Records

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t find a single 0-0 to save your life? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t find a single 0-0 anywhere! Why would you want to find a 0-0 anyway? That’s so last season. Join our server for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be searching for is the meaning of life…or maybe just some diamonds. Who knows, anything is possible on our server! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, so you never know what kind of mischief you’ll get into. So come on down and join the fun, just don’t expect to find any 0-0s!

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MapleCraft Server: 41M+ Players!

Population Increase, 41M, Server, population growth, Immigration Trends

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we got more peeps than canada’s population, which is like 41 million or sumthin. we got so many immigrants comin in dat we gotta build more houses and stuff.

join us and be part of dis crazy community where u can build ur own house, make friends, and maybe even start ur own immigration movement. who knows, maybe u can be da next leader of dis wild server.

so come on, what u waitin for? join now and be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. #immigrantswelcome #crazyminecraftserver

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CraftyCanuckz: 1 in 4 Poverty-Free Zone

poverty trends, living conditions, statistics, poverty statistics, poverty rate

so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?

our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.

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DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

Boomers, Disease, statistics, 65 and older, 1.3 million

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

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CraftyKidsExposed

statistics, Measurement, Impact, researchers, Violence prevention

so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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