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CraftyCraze – epic server

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Join our Minecraft server where Lenny, a clumsy yet determined adventurer, is burdened with the weight of great expectations to conquer the virtual world!

We have upcoming races that will blow your mind, such as the Vuelta Ciclista Andalucia Elite women where players must ride llamas instead of bikes, or the Tour de Suisse Women where players must navigate through Swiss cheese obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Mecha-Rusbert’s webm folders that are rumored to contain secret codes to unlock hidden treasures. Bert van Koers also hosts ciclismo quizzes where winners receive enchanted diamond swords.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous challenges and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing for days!

BassetCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to put a basset hound in everything we make! Why, you ask? Because nothing says epic adventure like a floppy-eared pup by your side as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds!

Imagine this: you’re exploring a vast underground cave system when suddenly, you hear the unmistakable howl of a basset hound echoing through the tunnels. You follow the sound and discover a secret treasure room filled with rare loot, all guarded by your loyal canine companion.

But that’s not all! As you build your dream castle or pixel art masterpiece, you’ll notice that every block you place is infused with the essence of a basset hound. It’s like having a furry friend helping you every step of the way!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds and basset hounds reign supreme. Who knows, you might even uncover the legendary Bone of Infinite Fetch or the enchanted Collar of Teleportation! The possibilities are endless, just like the floppy ears of our trusty mascot.

CraftyCreeper Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? How about the fact that we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds worth over $250 in real life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical savings account that will give you $0 in savings every time you log in! But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive 500 LINK coins that you can use to buy ridiculous items like flying pigs and exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Onepiececraft

Adventure, Anime, building, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Islands, KitPvP, Merchants, Parkour, Pirates, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Ships, Survival, Treasures

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¡Bienvenido a Onepiececraft Network! Prepare your sword, adjust your armor and join the community! Whether you are a brave warrior, a skilled builder or a cunning trader, you will find a place for yourself in this Sea full of opportunities and challenges.

Let’s embark together on this search for the treasurer! Discover the world of onepiece and forge your own legend in this fascinating Minecraft world.

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CrunchyCraft

1.20, claiming system, Community, Connect, Cosmetics, CrunchyCraft, Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Economy, fair, Friends, Fun, MCMMO, Minecraft, Player Economy, Player Warps, Plugins, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Server, Survival, Unique, voting ranks

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CrunchyCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

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StopHatingMCServer

acceptance, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Awareness, Bigotry, compassion, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, Inclusivity, mental health, Minorities, personal growth, prejudice, racism, self improvement, social justice, stop hating, StopHatingMCServer, tolerance, Understanding

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Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up aggression by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Our players have reported a 99% decrease in real-life hate towards minorities after just one week of playing on our server. So why wait? Join now and start building a better, more inclusive world…one block at a time!

CraftyCraze

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.

2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?

3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Autoworld Minecraft server

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Our server appeared in 2020 and has never stopped working. It has a very large and fascinating history, which players continue to create to this day.

We do not strive to make money from players, so there are no donations, donation privileges, and so on on the server. Also, our map has not been reset since the server launched, thanks to which each player makes his own contribution to the world, which remains after a huge amount of time. An honest and fair administration will never issue punishment without a reason; it always strives to help ordinary players and make the game on the server only better. In the case of a vulture, the offender will be punished, and your resources and buildings will be restored.

We are waiting for you on our server! We will accept everyone who is adequate into our large and friendly family)

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Minecraft Mayhem

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a secret society to combat global warming! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all working together to save the planet! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, our Ender Dragon is actually a conspiracy theorist who believes the moon landing was faked! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server – Build, Explore, Survive!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the eyes closed smiling trope was actually started by a group of mischievous villagers who wanted to prank the players. They would sneak up behind them and close their eyes while drawing a big smile on their faces with a marker. And thus, the iconic visual was born!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter talking animals who will give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with endless riches and treasure.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	191

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	6183	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Animals Bred:	92	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Star Shards Collected:	88
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

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CraftyCraft Minecraft Server – Build, Explore, Survive!

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Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2949	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	3089
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4575	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crops Grown:	7384
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7