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Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9239	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	7508
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crops Grown:	9688
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Potions Brewed:	53
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	5470

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2676
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

adult content, Anime, BlockyBoys, boys love, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit scenes, Gay, graphic content, hentai, hung, hung shota, Manga, Mature, mature audience, mature themes, NSFW, pixels, sexual content, sexual themes, what’s the fucking point, yaoi

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1090	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	6635
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!