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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8041 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 17 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.