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SnackAttackCraft

Active, curvy, dance team, DAUGHTER, eating habits, family dinner, Fitbit, FITNESS, genetic component, health, hyper mobile, knee problems, nutrition, obese, parenting, size 8, size medium, SnackAttackCraft, SNACKS, sprain, weight

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all shapes and sizes, just like our blocks! Join us if you want to build a world where body positivity reigns supreme and where nobody gets judged for their size.

On our server, we believe in letting players eat whatever they want, just like the 15F daughter of one of our players who is always on the move with her dance team. She eats like a queen and dances like a pro, all while rocking her size medium clothes.

Forget about diets and restrictions, on our server, you can snack, eat, and build to your heart’s content without anyone telling you to slim down. So come join us and let’s create a world where everyone is accepted, no matter their size or shape!

BoomerCraft: Where the World Was Better

“Youth, aging, BoomerCraft, CHANGE, comparison, deterioration, generational gap, getting old, Melancholy, Nostalgia, Observation, perspective, realization, Reflection, Sadness, societal decline, society, time passing, tragic, world, WORSE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Ores Mined:	3173	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulthood where responsibilities weigh you down like a ton of bricks. on our server, you can build a giant toilet made out of diamonds and poop on it all day long.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and will teach you their ways if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken warrior who roams the land in search of the rarest chicken nuggets. if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because he once turned a player into a giant block of cheese.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations).

LoyaalCraft Community

Adventure, building, bullying, close-knit, Community, Competition, cooperation, Cross-Play, developers, Events, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Friends, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, Mining, Safe Environment, server administration, Skills, Staff Members, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

LoyaalCraft: Your Survival Minecraft Adventure

Welcome to LoyaalCraft! Live an exciting survival experience with a close-knit community.

Why LoyaalCraft? – Cooperation: Work together and make friends. – Survival Mode: Build, mine and survive. – Regular Events:** Compete in exciting competitions. – Safe Environment: No griefing or bullying. Join us! Meet new people and discover a world full of adventure. We are looking for: – Staff Members: Help with server administration and events. – Developers: Improve our server with your skills. Come and experience LoyaalCraft!

LoyaalCraft.chmc.nl

Mysterious Network

Balanced, Bedwars, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diverse, Engaging, Friendly, game modes, Gameplay Types, java edition, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, mysterious network, Myteria Network, Players, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	236493
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Myteria Network is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Crossplay, Survival experience. Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Myteria Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Bedwars, Skywars, PVP, MiniGames modes.

mc.myteria.net

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aging, ANONYMOUS, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, breast lift, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, CraftyCraze, emotional impact, Insecurity, Minecraft, natural changes, No. 922850765, personal appearance, physical changes, sagging skin, Saggy, saggy breasts, self esteem, Server, societal standards

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as saggy as your grandma’s skin! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity seems to have taken a vacation and everything droops down like it’s had one too many potions of weakness.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where the pigs fly upside down and the creepers do the moonwalk. They built a house out of saggy blocks and lived happily ever after, until a giant block of jello fell from the sky and engulfed their house. But fear not, for they rebuilt their saggy abode even stronger than before, with walls that wobbled in the wind and floors that bounced like trampolines.

So come join us on SAGGY Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the saggy blocks beneath your feet. Who knows what saggy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

ThePrequelKatiaCraft SMP

3d model, Adventure, Anonfiles, archived.moe, desuarchive, ending, FANTASY, interactive storytelling, Katia Thread, Kaz Stream Archive, Kaz Streams, mega.nz, neocities, prequel, Previous thread, QST, Roleplaying, Shittyquests, smp, Sprung a Leak Edition, ThePrequelKatiaCraft, Trash

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Votes:	9907	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where anything goes and nothing is off limits.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant toilet house? Or maybe ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on this server, those are just everyday occurrences.

Our quests are so ridiculous, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they even came to be. From finding the rarest block in the game to taming a wild ocelot with a fish named Gerald, our quests will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And let’s not forget about our leaky base – that’s right, our entire server is built on a giant leaky ship that’s constantly flooding. But don’t worry, we’ve got buckets for days and a team of expert builders ready to patch up any leaks that come our way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how crazy things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or dry)!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, Birthday Party, consequences, difficult decisions, discipline, emotional stability, emotional toll., family, family relationships, financial support, love and attention, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, PixelPals, Server, sibling, sibling dynamics, single parent, tough love, unplanned pregnancy, unruly behavior

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Runes Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like my niece’s behavior.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on unpredictability and enjoy a good challenge. Just like trying to reason with a toddler who thinks it’s hilarious to throw your belongings in the pool.

Join us for a unique experience where consequences are thrown out the window, just like my sister’s discipline tactics. Who needs rules when you can have endless fun causing chaos?

So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Because let’s face it, dealing with my family drama is nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find here.

NoBroInLawNoStayGF

Affair, Birthday Party, brother-in-law, Divorce, family, file for divorce, Filed, Girlfriend, Hotel, husband, Intentions, Kids, NoBroInLawNoStayGF, not welcome, separation, stay elsewhere, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, Waiting, Wife

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.

And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

cellversemc

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

cellversemc is a one of a kind minecraft prisons server, we offer a unique experience never seen before, we are a team of dedicated minecraft players aiming to make a minecraft server that we enjoy playing.

play.cellversemc.com

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

bioengineering, bioethics, clone armies, CloneCraft, Cloning, cloning debate, controversial technology, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human cloning, iyc, mass cloning, Minecraft, moral implications, Science, science fiction, Server, societal impact, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1373	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	128	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just the same old, same old? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where clone armies roam the land, battling it out in epic wars for dominance. Join our server and become the ultimate clone commander, leading your army to victory with your strategic skills and cunning tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground lab where you can create your own clones to join your army. Want a clone that can shoot lasers from its eyes? No problem! How about a clone that can fly and breathe fire? We’ve got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, chaotic server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead your clone army to victory and become the ultimate ruler of the land. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun blowing stuff up with your laser-eyed clones. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!