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VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4187
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	238
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Farms Harvested:	481
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	207	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9219	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mines Excavated:	3438	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchantments Applied:	249
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	7408	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1634
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	New Chunks Explored:	389727
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5883
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!