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MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9518
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Closure, forgiveness, learn from mistakes, letting go, life lessons, Minecraft, mistake, moving on, never again, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulRookie, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Votes:	7344
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

MineTuneWars

best, catchy, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, Jingle, memorable, MineTuneWars, Music, Nostalgia, poll, Popular, Ranking, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song, Top, tv show, Vote

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	3399	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

academic performance, authoritarian, badly behaved, Behavior, Benito Mussolini, controversial, discipline, education, educational policy, Fail, failing students, grades for conduct, italy, Italy news, Mussolini era, MussoliniCraft, policy, Pupils, Respect, Reviving, SCHOOLs, student behavior

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

Alternate Reality, BELIEF, change the world, Conspiracy Theory, cultural icons, Delusion, destiny, Fame, Future, futuristic, Gang-Stalking, gangstalkers, Icon, Manipulation, mind control, PARANOIA, psychological warfare, society, Surveillance, Technology, time travel, wealthy tourists

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2277	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!