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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4075 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 200 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).
So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.