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BlockyCommieBankBan

banking sector, BlockyCommieBankBan, Chinese banks, cross-border transactions, diplomatic relations, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial news, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, money transfers, political pressure, Reports, Reuters, russia, sanctions, trade restrictions, Transactions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! 🤪🤑🚀

AmbidexCraft

adult content, AmbidexCraft, AMBIDEXTROUS, arousal, brain development, cognitive function, dexterity, digital age, explicit material, fine motor skills, hand coordination, hand dominance, Internet porn, left handed, motor skills, online videos, right-handed, sexual stimulation, taboo subjects, technological advancements, visual stimuli

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Love Letters Sent:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.

MemoriseCraft: Solve, Alter, Create!

Alter, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Create, False memories, information processing, information retention, learning strategies, mathematical problem statement, MemoriseCraft, memorization, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory formation, memory recall, memory retention, memory retrieval, research, SOLVE, solving methods, study techniques

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the way you mine for diamonds actually helps you solve math problems! It’s like, so crazy, man. You’ll be digging away and suddenly BAM, you remember the quadratic formula like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the more math problems you solve, the more epic loot you get in the game. It’s like a win-win, dude.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy feature where solving puzzles can actually alter your memory. Like, you could be trying to figure out how to build a redstone contraption and then BOOM, you remember your 5th grade teacher’s phone number. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

And get this, sometimes solving problems can even create false memories. Like, you could swear you saw a herd of pink sheep running through the server, but it was just your brain playing tricks on you. It’s a wild ride, man.

So come join us on this Minecraft server where math and memory collide in the most outrageous ways. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have? It’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Ezartla: Where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players! 1.21+

Adventure, blocks, Combat, Crafting, Crazier.., custom enchantments, discord community, entrepreneur, Ezartla, Farming, Features, Friendly staff, Griefers, Massive World, Mechanics, Mining, mobs, Players, PvE, PvP, Ranks, skills system, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Emeralds Found:	3837
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Key Features:
🔒 Land Claiming
💰 Player-Run Economy
🏅 Ranks
✨ Custom Enchantments
💪 Skills System
🌍 Massive World
🚀 Minecraft 1.21
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Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla?

A: To claim land, simply use the land claiming system by placing a claim block and selecting the area you wish to protect.

Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. As you progress, you will unlock unique perks and abilities.

Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla features powerful custom enchantments that can be applied to gear to enhance your gameplay.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla has a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.

Q: Is there a skills system on Ezartla?

A: Yes, you can hone your skills in various disciplines such as mining, crafting, combat, and farming to unlock new abilities.

Q: How large is the world on Ezartla?

A: The world on Ezartla is massive, spanning 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.

Q: Which version of Minecraft does Ezartla use?

A: Ezartla uses Minecraft 1.21, allowing you to experience the latest features, blocks, and mechanics.

Q: How can I stay updated with Ezartla news and community discussions?

A: Join our Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny to stay updated with the latest news and chat with fellow players.

EveCraft Minecraft Server

character appearance, character design, comparison, COSPLAY, Eve, EveCraft, fan theories, Female Characters, Final Fantasy, Gaming, iconic characters, inspiration, lookalike, Minecraft, parasite eve, RPG, Server, Similarities, Square Enix, Tifa, video games, visual design

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ores Mined:	5887
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, on our server, Eve looks like Tifa from Final Fantasy because…why not? Maybe she’s a secret cosplayer or maybe she just really loves Tifa’s style. Join us for a chance to see Eve kicking creepers with her killer martial arts moves while looking fabulous in her Tifa-inspired outfit. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with her and take on the Ender Dragon together! Join now for a chance to see Eve’s epic transformation and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

”/dlc/ – Minecraft SMP: Disney League of Cute #190”

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, Disney, Disney League of Cute, dlc, DTVA, Female Protagonists, funny, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever, Webby’s emotional strip edition, Western cartoons

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Star Shards Collected:	218	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Looking for a place to chat about your favorite cute and funny female protagonists in cartoons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Join us for the emotional strip edition of Webby’s adventures, where she navigates the ups and downs of being a duck in a human world. And don’t miss out on the MEGAS, where Molly McGee’s ghostly shenanigans will have you in stitches!

But wait, there’s more! Hailey is always on it, solving mysteries and saving the day in her own unique way. And who can forget The Owl House, where magic and mayhem collide in the most hilarious ways possible?

Amphibia, Kiff, Hamster And Gretel, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur – we’ve got it all! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Miraculous, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and so much more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into the wacky world of Western cartoons like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

PissedCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Disappointment, Disrespect, friendship, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, PissedCraft, resolution, Server, social etiquette, Trust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Love Letters Sent:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with fake friends like Jake? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable pals again!

On our server, we have a strict “no Jake” policy, so you can game in peace without any drama or half-hearted apologies. Plus, our virtual birthday parties are way more fun than any real-life gathering – no need to worry about who’s paying for what gift!

So come join us and leave all the Jakes behind. Let’s build some epic friendships and have a blast together in the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life Jake drama!

SisPicDenialCraft

Boundaries, celebration, college, dorm, emotional baggage, extended family, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, Memory, parents, PHOTO, PRESSURE, remember, Resentment, scholarship, sibling, SisPicDenialCraft, sister, Support, Trauma

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server out there! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate ghostly adventure and be surrounded by the spirits of long lost siblings.

Our server is like no other, with rooms dedicated to the memory of past players who have moved on to the next level. Explore Emily’s room, untouched since her departure, and feel the chill of her presence as you navigate through the eerie hallways.

But beware, our extended family members may pop in from time to time to remind you of the importance of compassion and understanding, even in the face of ghostly encounters. And don’t forget to collect photos of your lost siblings to decorate your virtual dorm room – it’s a must-have for all players!

So, are you ready to face the ghosts of the past and prove yourself worthy of survival in this hauntingly hilarious Minecraft server? Join us now and show us if you’ve got what it takes to navigate the afterlife with style!

ParodyFlicksMC SMP

amusement, chuckles, Cinema, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, farce, film, funny, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, Movie, Parody, ParodyFlicksMC, satire, slapstick, smp, Spoof, WIT

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take anything seriously! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so hilarious, even Hollywood is taking notes. We once had a player accidentally turn their house into a giant toilet, and we all had to help them flush out the problem (literally).

If you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash), then come join us! Who needs a movie when you can experience the ultimate comedy show in Minecraft form? Join now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

BooCraft Haunters

Afterlife, Apparition, BooCraft, eerie, fear, ghost, ghostly encounters, ghostly mischief, ghostly pranks, ghostly presence, Haunt, Haunters, Haunting, haunting experiences, haunting strategies, haunting techniques, Paranormal, scare, Specter, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Are you tired of haunting the same old boring houses and scaring the same old boring people? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and haunt players in a whole new way!

Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and whispering spooky messages in their ears as they mine for diamonds. Or maybe you could possess a chicken and start a poultry uprising in the village square. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ghostly Griefer, who is said to haunt the depths of the Nether and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to enter. Will you be brave enough to face this spectral menace?

So come join us on our haunted Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter of the ghosts!