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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7917 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 6141 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a manufactured loss of interest in anything else in your life! Say goodbye to your job, your relationships, and your personal hygiene because once you join our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.
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So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride of insanity, hilarity, and endless hours of Minecraft fun. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of our server!
