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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6027 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8534 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!
Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!