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Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

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Greetings, Minecrafter

Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

How to log into the server:

From PC/laptop:

Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

Address: mr.topiacube.org

From phones/tablets (bedrock):

Address: be.topiacube.org

Port: 19132

Minecraft Version:

Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

mr.topiacube.org

The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

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Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Overview:

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any strict rules on the server?	No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
How long has Simple SMP been running?	The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
Is there a world border in Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic-looking characters? Well, look no further because our server is home to the ugliest character in gaming! This guy is so hideous, even the Endermen run away in fear.

Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.

But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!

CookieCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted gifts like stale cookies from a well-meaning family friend! Join us for a chance to escape the cookie dilemma and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!

CreepyDrivingInstaAITAH

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the creepy driving instructor drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!

PleasureCraft SMP

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Do you secretly enjoy watching creepers explode and destroy everything you’ve built? Do you get a thrill out of accidentally hitting your friends with a diamond sword and watching them plummet to their doom? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

BlockBusterBust

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Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyPropagandaFactory

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Villages Defended:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Farms Harvested:	675	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ores Mined:	6108
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	8821
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	830	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Animals Bred:	88

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