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WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

Adventures, APPEAL, bl, blocky, Blooms, books, Chinese literature, comparison, CREEPERS, danmei, erotic fiction, explode, Fandom, Fish, good looking guys, LGBTQ, light novels, love, Popular, Pregnant, relationships, romance, selling better, Understanding, yaoi

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Enchantments Applied:	213
Star Shards Collected:	146	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

BTFO, btfos, Canada, collapse, Conflict, Conquer, Geopolitics, INVADE, Invasion, ireland, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, Minecraft, one sided, Position, russia, South, south korea, uk, Ukraine, Usa

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	526277
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

#socialjustice, acceptance, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, genderidentity, humanrights, inclusion, Japan, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtqrights, loveislove, Nonbinary, PixelPride, pride, progress, sexualorientation, society, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Buildings Constructed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

Anons, Despair, Disappointment, error, Failure, Grief, Guilt, Heartache, helplessness, missed chance, missed opportunity, mistake, MOOOOOOOO, MOOville, regret, remorse, Sadness, save her, Snap, Snapcraft, sorrow, Tragedy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	295
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	891350
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

blocky, burger, convenience, Corpos, coupon, Deal, Delivery, Dining, DISCOUNT, discount code, eat cheap, food delivery, Hack, method, money saving, online ordering, Order, promo, Rebellion, save money, strategy, takeout, Uber Eats

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Items Found:	4051	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

ancient civilizations, before brits, blocky, Brits, Colonialism, cultural exchange, european conquest, global impact, global perspective, historical events, historical perspective, imperialism, indigenous peoples, Machine, Minecraft, olde, pre-British era, Server, Time, world before British rule, world before colonization, world before imperialism, world cultures, world exploration, world geography, world history

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	4009

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!