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KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	5064
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cc, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, primal, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	8528
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	199
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175

Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Enchantments Applied:	282
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	New Chunks Explored:	116675
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Void Gems Collected:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Votes:	7187	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6781
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.