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Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

core symptom, depression treatment, experimental studies, Innovative treatments, longer term, magic mushrooms, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, mood enhancement, neurotransmitters, optimism, Potential, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Rats, research, serotonin, Server, Shroomy, Therapy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Items Found:	1753
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Crops Grown:	6400	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, bedrock, blocky, Discreet, escort services, fantasy fulfillment, fetish, genuine, hire, kink, Minecraft, not joking, paid companionship, paid services, privacy, Prostitute, question.., Server, sex, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, watch

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4231	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

Doctor, Focus, goal-setting, health, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting success, medication, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Modafinil, motivation, positivity, Prescription, productivity, self improvement, smp, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mines Excavated:	2850

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Animals Bred:	86
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Emeralds Found:	9372
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.