SSD Xbox Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wizard’s Wacky World

Greg Mitchell, Kike, Potter’s House Church, potters house, redpill, Wacky, wizards, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Farms Harvested:	406
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

abominations, acceptance, beauty standards, body positivity, Chad, Chads, Confidence, creeper, desire, discrimination, empowerment, fat, give up, Inclusivity, Kingdom, Misogyny, Pushups, self love, society, Stereotypes, SURVIVE, Ugly, wheelchair bound, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!

Adventure, Anime, comedy, Fans, finally out, friendship, Girls Love, high school, hilarious, humor, japanese, long awaited, Manga, meets, Minecraft, New Release, Oomuro-ke, OomuroCraft, Otaku, school life, series, slice of life, SpinOff, Trackers, YuRi, Yuru, Yuru Yuri

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in blocky form, where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret hidden realm where you can mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a UNICORN! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Pimps & Block Bitches: Minecraft Server for Naughty Players

big booty, bitch boys, Bitches, BLOCK, creampie, crossdressors, Dominant, femboys, girly boys, horny, ILoveRapingBitches57, kik, masculine dom, Minecraft, Naughty, nudes, obedient sub, pimps, PIXEL, Players, punishment, REWARD, Server, sext, shemales, Sluts, submissive, Traps

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds are our big booty femboys, traps, crossdressors, shemales, and girly boys! Our server owner, the horny masculine dom Man, is looking for obedient subs to sext and have fun with. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun as he talks down on you while saying sweet words (and maybe a few naughty ones too).

Join our server for a wild ride of rewards and punishments, where sending nudes is just the beginning. Who knows, you might even get a special surprise like a creamy creeper explosion in your sexy ass! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kik: ILoveRapingBitches57 (Disclaimer: No actual raping will occur on this server, just good old-fashioned fun!)

Blockheads Unite: 6 Years of Crafting Chaos (Minus the Coof) with My Mates

Adventure, bali, Bangkok, Blockheads, CHANGE, Chaos, Coof, Crafting, Explore, Friends, Future, holidays, Hope, MATES, pandemic, past 6 years, Plans, Recover, TOKYO, travel, uncertainty, unite, vacation, Years, yen

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old holidays to Bali and Bangkok? Well, pack your bags because this year we’re taking a trip to Tokyo… in Minecraft! That’s right, our server is so realistic you’ll feel like you’re actually in Japan, minus the jet lag and questionable street food.

But wait, there’s more! Our server currency isn’t the yen, it’s diamonds! And trust me, they’re way more valuable than any currency you’ll find in Tokyo. Plus, our server is so advanced, we have virtual sushi that actually tastes like the real thing (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any in-game food poisoning).

So why waste your time on boring holidays when you can join our Minecraft server and have the adventure of a lifetime? Say goodbye to sandy beaches and hello to blocky skyscrapers – Tokyo awaits!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, dreams, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, memes, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, and more!

Witness the epic battles between Dizzy Dokuro and Jelly Hoshiumi as they fight for dominance over the land of Minecraft. Or follow the misadventures of Ember Amane as she tries to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary Kaneko Lumi, known for her ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Or watch as Fuura Yuri attempts to create a rollercoaster that spans the entire Minecraft world (RIP to her terminated channel though).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that is Phase Connect Minecraft! Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Runie Ruse, who is said to have the power to turn any block into diamond with just a touch.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

all-time favorite, best games, blocktopia, classic games, CREEPERS, diamonds, ever made, favorite games, Friends, greatest games, highly recommended, must play, top choices, top game choices, top game options, top game picks, top game recommendations, top game selections, top games, top games of all time, Top Picks, top rated

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Marriage Counseling – Where your wife won’t leave you in Minecraft!

Commitment, Communication, counseling, Crafty, fidelity, Leave, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage problems, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship advice, Relationship Counseling, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife, Wont

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7111	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of your wife threatening to leave you because you spend too much time playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the solution to all your marital problems! Join our server and become so addicted to the game that you won’t even have time to argue with your wife anymore. She’ll be too busy trying to steal your diamonds to even think about leaving you. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that she might even decide to join in on the fun and become a Minecraft pro herself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and save your marriage with the power of blocks and creepers!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide in chaos! #5147

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, collide, Commissions, CraftyBagz, Defense, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!

2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!

3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!

4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

bin eating worm, BIZARRE, cat, Companionship, deworming, deworming tablets, Eating, FANTASY, Find, funny, gf, humor, lonely, longing, love, meme, meow, Pets, quirky, relationship goals, sad, surreal, Tabble, tfw, WormyCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!