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Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9073	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5408	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	215	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Votes:	4276
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	692082
Farms Harvested:	293	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6916	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Players Killed by Monsters:	7321
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft