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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8023 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 4703 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!