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SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	5471
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCoupleRenoWars

Communication, compromise, CraftyCoupleRenoWars, Decision making, design preferences, financial contributions, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, home improvement, Home ownership, House Renovation, interior decorating, kitchen design, living arrangements, open plan living room, Partnership, personal space, property ownership, relationship dynamics, renovation decisions, shared living spaces

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have full control and make all the decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can renovate your virtual house however you want without any compromises!

Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!

On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	37

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

MineCraftLove

Affection, anniversary surprise, candlelit dinner, Caring, chocolates, Flowers, Heartfelt, love, love letter, Meaningful, memorable, MinecraftLove, relationship, romantic dinner, romantic gesture, romantic getaway, romantic picnic, Special, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	795710
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a romantic date night in Minecraft form! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player swoops in on a flying pig, serenading you with a love ballad while showering you with gifts. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more romantic than a candlelit dinner in the Nether, join us now!

CraftySyrianGov Minecraft Server

armed rebellion, civil war, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrianGov, Democracy, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new leader, opposition forces, peace negotiations, political stability, political transition, power sharing, rebel leader, regime change, Server, Syria, Syrian conflict, transitional government, war-torn country

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	287894	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, so like, this server is run by the new rebel leader of Syria. He’s all about inclusivity and forming a government that’s lit AF. Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution in Minecraft land. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and secret tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds. Plus, our community is full of rebels just like you, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. So come join us and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SpaceWarfareCraft

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military strategy, missile defence shield, missile defense system, missile technology, national defense, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, space militarization, Space warfare, SpaceWarfareCraft, trump, US

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1876
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got creeper battles that make world war III look like a tea party. our players are like, the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on evil mobs and building epic bases that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.

plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!