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DadCraft Minecraft Server

bitterness, comparison, DadCraft, discontent, dissatisfaction, doomers, envy, family, House, incel, Jealousy, Job, Kids, Life, meaningless, Minecraft, Resentment, responsibilities, Server, unfulfilled, ungrateful, Unhappy, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind your boring house, job, wife, and kids – because who needs all that when you can build a virtual empire in Minecraft?

Our server is the perfect place for all you incel doomers out there who are feeling lost and unfulfilled. Why waste your time moping around when you can join us and unleash your creativity in a blocky wonderland? Who needs a meaningful life when you can have a pixelated adventure like no other?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems. Build, explore, and conquer – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make life meaningful again, one block at a time!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

amazed, Bathwater, boundary-pushing, controversial, dances naked, Edgy, filmmaker, girl on period, holy fuck, Holycraft, Media, mindlessly please, Minecraft, Provocative, Server, shock, shocking behavior, simple act, taboo, trying new things, trying to please, trying to shock, zoomers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a filmmaker trying to shock zoomers! Picture this: players eating cake made out of creeper flesh, drinking lava for hydration, and dancing naked in the Nether. It’s a place where the boundaries of normalcy are pushed to the limit, and where the only rule is to have a good time. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the insanity that awaits you.

GF-Free Fun Time!

Book Club, Boundaries, Communication, couples, DATING, friend time, Fun, GFFree, girls time, Girls trip, group outings, hang out, Honesty, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, prioritizing friendships, quality time, Respect, serious relationship, third wheel, Time, Understanding, uninvite

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a “block club” where we mostly mine for diamonds and slightly discuss our building techniques. It’s mainly to hang out and see each other as we are all busy crafting in our virtual world. Of the 4 of us (all blockheads), 3 have pet wolves and one was a lone wanderer for the longest time. They have recently tamed a llama and have invited it to our block club hangout to meet us. I was completely fine with it and enjoyed meeting the llama and very happy for my friend to have a new companion, as this is their first pet in several Minecraft days.

Now, I hang out with this friend significantly less since they got the llama, which I understand priorities shift, however now when we do meet up for block club the past three times they bring their llama. The llama doesn’t even mine for diamonds, so it’s kind of moved away from block club and more just a scheduled hangout. Now these typical “block dates” seem very third wheel. This was always just an us thing and the wolves never came, but because they have a llama, the llama comes as “one of the blocks”.

We mentioned building a giant castle in our block club chat (which the llama is not a member of) and we thought it would be really fun. Now I’m finding out that the llama would come too. It feels hypocritical to have the llama invited but specified it be a “block trip”, which leaves out our pets but can include the llama.

I’m really happy my friend has a new pet they love, but I feel like it’s annoying to be with several friends and one pet. We were going to mine together today, and I just found out their llama was going to come with. Since I was going to talk to them in person about this castle, I asked that the llama not be included today so I could discuss this with my friend in private. They are now taking it very badly, so I explained on text that I’d still like to have block time, sans pets, like we have for years. They are upset I don’t see their llama as “one of the blocks”, when it’s not really about that, but more so, if we bring pets, why can’t I bring mine (a creeper) too?

Join our Minecraft server for some outrageous adventures and drama with pets and blocks!

AfterlifeCraft Minecraft Server

after death communication, Afterlife, afterlife beliefs, afterlife experiences, afterlife exploration, afterlife theories, AfterlifeCraft, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., metaphysical realm, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, post-mortem existence, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Server, Soul, Spirits, Spiritual Journey

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319

Have you ever wondered what happens to your Minecraft character after they die? Well, on our server, we have a special respawn system that transports you to a magical realm where you have to battle zombie pigmen in order to earn your way back to the land of the living. It’s like a mini-game within a game, and it’s totally epic!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that whoever can make it through the dungeon alive will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So if you’re feeling lucky (or just really greedy), come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the dungeon and claim your prizes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a community of players who are all obsessed with building the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of Steve to pixel art masterpieces, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your creativity run wild, look no further!

So come join us on our server and experience the afterlife like never before. Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life (or at least have a lot of fun trying)!

BlockbusterBliss

Bittersweet moments, BlockbusterBliss, cherished memories, emotional connections, first time experiences, life events, longing for the past, Memories, Nostalgia, precious memories, Recollection, rekindling joy, reliving moments, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, special occasions, time travel, unforgettable experiences, Wishful thinking, wistful reflections

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	84	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Remember the first time you dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, imagine experiencing that thrill all over again on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry chickens on your unsuspecting friends or stumbling upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

CyberCrafter Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, criminal charges, CyberCrafter, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital warfare, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, HACKING, indicted, indictments, Information Security, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, national, Role, Russian, Server, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian hackers causing chaos and cyberattacks on ukraine!!! watch out for the crazy antics as they try to take over the virtual world with their hacking skills. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement as you try to survive in this chaotic virtual world. who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server!

CoupCraft: Bolivia’s Bane

arrested, Arrests, BANE, Bolivia, Bolivias, Civil unrest, Corruption, coup attempt, CoupCraft, Democracy, Dictatorship, Former Army General, Government, Justice, Latin America, law enforcement, Military, military coup, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, SECURITY, south america

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a coup attempt but in Minecraft, ya know? we got this former army general dude who’s all like “i’m gonna take over this server” but then he gets arrested by Bolivia or whatever. it’s wild, man. come join us and see if you can overthrow the government or something, lol. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of llamas you’ve ever seen. seriously, it’s worth it just for that. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

BurgerCraft vs. SaladCraft

affordability, budgeting, BurgerCraft, convenience, cost of healthy eating, dietary habits, eating out, expensive, fast food, fast food vs healthy food, food choices, food expenses, Food Industry, food prices, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, lean beef, meal planning, nutrition, salad, saladcraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a salad in a world of greasy burgers, ya feel me? our server is so lit, it’s like eating lean beef while everyone else is munchin’ on fatty beef. u won’t believe the crazy adventures u can have here, it’s like going to mcdonalds and finding out they serve gourmet salads instead of burgers.

join us and experience the madness of building insane structures, battling epic mobs, and making friends with other players who are just as weird as u are. forget about the boring old servers, come to ours and be part of something truly special. who needs a salad when u can have a whole buffet of fun on our server? come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the craziness today!

Cryss Cove SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	8809	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	658853
Battle Standards Raised:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Whitelist is on as well for safety purposes, please join the discord and follow the instructions to join!

Hey! this is the public listing for our cross-play minecraft server WITH plugins! join now (18+ only!!) an adult server to game!(-:

199.127.61.22:25597

Aurora Smp

Aurora Smp, base, Chaos, Claiming, Discord, Fun, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4416
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Server With 70 mods hand selected for fun and some chaos theres claiming so you can have a base (that cant be erased), join the discord to get the modpack

104.194.11.63:2274