squirrels in my pants Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToyBlocker420

action figures, Boundaries, Canada Day, collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family, generational differences, lego, love, nephew, parenting, sharing, sibling rivalry, spoiled, Tantrum, Tonka Trucks, ToyBlocker420, Toys, Vulgar

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value toys more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of collecting virtual Lego sets, Kenner action figures, and Tonka Trucks. Our virtual basement is filled with treasures waiting to be discovered.

We have a strict spreadsheet system to keep track of who owns what, just like in real life! And if your virtual kids ever get too old for toys, they can always move out and take a quarter of your collection with them.

But beware of the spoiled brats who visit our server! They will stop at nothing to get their hands on your rarest toys, even if it means throwing a tantrum. Don’t worry, though, our virtual parents and siblings will always have your back…or maybe not.

So come join us on our server and experience the drama, the laughs, and the outrageous toy battles. Are you ready to defend your virtual collection against entitled kids and their enabling parents? Join now and let the toy wars begin!

ShopTilUDropPvP

Adrenaline, Attack, battle, brawl, challenge, Combat, Competition, Conflict, Defense, Fight, Game, INTENSE, Purchase, self defense, shopping, ShopTilUDropPvP, strategy, strength, Survival, Victory, weapon

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the last thing you bought is now your weapon in a 100 person brawl! Imagine facing off against other players armed with toothpaste, bananas, or even a pack of gum! Will you be able to survive and come out victorious with your unconventional weapon?

Join our server for a chance to unleash your inner creativity and strategize like never before. Who knew that a simple purchase could turn into a battle for survival in the virtual world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition with your unexpected weapon of choice.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of the 100 person brawl armed with the most random and hilarious weapons imaginable. It’s a fight like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. Let the madness begin!

NukeCraft: Asian NATO Blame Game

asian, Asian version, Blame, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, Game, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, international relations, Japan, military alliances, military cooperation, nato, North Korea, nukecraft, political rhetoric, regional stability, security concerns, south korea, strategic alliances, U.S

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

so, u know how north korea is always angry at south korea, u.s. and japan? well, on this server, we’re like the asian version of nato but in minecraft lmao. join us and help defend against the evil forces of south korea, u.s. and japan trying to take over our land. we have epic battles, crazy alliances, and lots of explosions. come join the fun and show those other countries who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

JoyThiefCraft

comparison, comparison trap, Contentment, emotional well being, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, JoyThiefCraft, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, personal growth, perspective, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, social comparison, thief of joy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.

we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.

so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

ADD, Auto, banner, description, GIF, height, husk, image, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

luup.vanillaboxmc.ru

Super Silly Minecraft Peeps – Totally Not Whitelisted, Definitely Not Griefing!

bedrock, Builds, claiming plugins, Economy, gameplay, Griefing, ip address, large-scale, Limits, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peeps, PORT, Rail, rare drops, Redstone, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, silly, Super, Survival, Tnt, Totally, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

SSMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
/sethome
/spawn
rare head drops
physical and active economy
gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted
world border of 128K

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	There are no limits on gameplay as long as it follows the simple rules of the server.
Can I create large scale builds and use redstone freely?	Yes, this server is perfect for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and using redstone without limitations.
What are some unique features of the server?	Some unique features include rare head drops, a physical and active economy, and permission for gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe.
Is there a world border?	Yes, the world border is set at 128K.

BauCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4457	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with baubau Edition shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story! Who wouldn’t want to be part of such madness?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic karaoke nights you’ve ever seen. Picture this: creepers singing duets with skeletons, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have exclusive baubau merch available for purchase. You can dress your Minecraft character in the finest Mococo and Fuwawa attire, making you the envy of all other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience the baubau Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

PoliteCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial opinions, controversy, debate, discussion, Ethics, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, internet culture, Minecraft, okay, online communities, online forums, POL, PoliteCraft, Political Correctness, political discourse, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, society

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Emeralds Found:	8748
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels and troublemakers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while fighting off hordes of zombie pigs and giant killer bunnies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your fun?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and rare items that only the bravest adventurers can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on flying llamas and battle evil unicorns.

So why wait? Join our server now and see why everyone on /pol/ is raving about it!

BlockBabysit Minecraft Server

babysit, Birthday, BlockBabysit, carpool, fast food, Minecraft, nanny fee, parents, Plans, reddit, Refuse, RELATIVES, rent free, request off, rules, saving money, School, Server, Siblings, sports, Summer, work

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2010	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of babysitting your younger siblings and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without ever having to worry about babysitting duties. No more “nanny fees” or missing out on your birthday celebrations – on our server, every day is a party!

Plus, we have a special feature where you can arrange carpooling for your younger brother to get to his sports practice. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft community that has your back?

So say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to endless adventures on our server! Join now and let the fun begin!

KidCraftKare

Boundaries, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child discipline methods, child discipline strategies, child discipline tips, child rearing, child safety, child supervision, child tantrums, discipline, discipline techniques, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, KidCraftKare, parenting, Parenting styles, spoiled child

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	196
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate spoiled toddlers waltzing into our sheds uninvited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sharp objects, fish hooks, and epic meltdowns.

If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.

So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!