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Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Ascension-Network

Adventure, Arenas, Ascension-Network, BUILD, Community, competitive combat, cracked players allowed, creativity, Dedicated Staff, Discord, game modes, Gameplay experience, KitPvP, Minecraft, Peaceful, Player Base, Regular Events, server ip, Skyblock, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to Ascension-Network, a Minecraft server that offers an extraordinary gameplay experience for players of all styles and skill levels! With a carefully curated selection of game modes, our network aims to deliver thrilling adventures and endless opportunities for creativity. Whether you’re seeking a peaceful place to build, competitive combat arenas, or a mix of both, we’ve got you covered. CRACKED PLAYERS ALLOWED!

Join our growing community today and discover the world of Ascension-Network! With dedicated staff, regular events, and a welcoming player base, there’s no better place to enjoy your Minecraft journey. Server IP: Ascension-Network.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SCrGyPuexr

Come for the adventure, stay for the community!

Ascension-Network.com

🎄 GLORY MINE | 1.20 – 1.21 ❤️ Minecraft server Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21, Clans, Economy, Friends, GLORY MINE, Minecraft, No Dupe, Server, Weddings

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

On the server you will find many interesting opportunities, such as: – clans (you can create or join any clan and even start a war between clans) – weddings (find your soulmate and live with her) – friends (you can find on the server friend and do all things together) – no dupe (on our server there is an absolutely fair game and only strong and persistent people reach the top) – economy (you can earn money, buy and even sell items) – and much more awaits you on our server! Just come in and play 🙂

45.66.228.106:19132

Yandere Yearning Minecraft Server

Attention, BPD, Demon, emotional, Empathy, feelings, fl, Manga, manga characters, manga readers, mental health, Minecraft, Ml, personality disorders, relatability, Relate, relationships, Server, Sympathy, Understanding, yandere, yearning

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Star Shards Collected:	173
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ML yandere characters who are yearning for the attention of the FL (that’s right, the Female Lead). Join them on their quest for love and watch as they navigate the treacherous waters of virtual romance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, it’s totally normal to relate to BPD (Block Placing Disorder). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

2017, border control, Canada, Canadian regulations, Cathartic, denied, denied access, denied entry, due, entry, entry denial, health concerns, health problems, immigration, joint pain, Medical, medical history, medical inadmissibility, medical issues, Minecraft, past injuries, smp, Teen, travel restrictions, travel woes, watching Canada

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7653	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Votes:	4524
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

pvp titans

Anarchy, Battles, Clan, Community, Discord, donation, Friends, growth, instagram, Intense battles, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Server, skill, Survival, Survival Games, Throne, tiktok, titans, top kills, Vanilla, VIP packages

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

pvptitans.minehost.pro

Waifu Wednesday Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, Bond, Clammy, Connection, devotion, emotion, feeling, hand in yours, holding hands, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Never forget, Otaku, Partnership, relationship, Romantic, Server, Trust, waifu, Wednesday

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Items Found:	2231
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like a Wednesday and the waifus are always by your side. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your favorite pixelated waifu.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the waifus’ hands are always warm and never clammy? That’s right, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about sweaty palms ruining your gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Waifu, a rare and powerful creature who will grant you wishes in exchange for the finest diamonds. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Just ask the Diamond Waifu, and your dreams will come true.

So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find true love with a waifu who will never let go of your hand, no matter how many creepers try to ruin your day.

Kawaii Minecraft SMP – /pkg/ Production General

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, EONIA, Felynne deRouge, general, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, lonlidoods, Lua Asuka, Meimi, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, phase connect, Pillow, Pixelink, pkg, production, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Shee Icho, smp, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Imagine this: our first live concert was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to mosh in the front row. And don’t even get me started on our second live concert – we had creepers breakdancing and skeletons beatboxing. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented players are like virtual rockstars. We’ve got EONIA shredding on guitar, Charlotte Suzu belting out tunes, and Nene Amano dropping sick beats. It’s like a virtual Coachella, but with more diamond swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got kawaii Friends like Phase Connect, Reverie, and Tsunderia joining in on the fun. It’s a virtual party that never ends!

So come on, join us in this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the madness – it’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Netherite Network

age-friendly, AmethystNetwork.net, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, gaming experience, Gens, Hub, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Netherite Network, Network, PG environment, Prison, Professional staff, Saturday events, server ip, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

========== Netherite Network ========== our goal for the Netherite network is to create a place for everyone of all ages to be able to play in a safe and PG environment We offer many game servers such as Mini-Games which we host every Saturday Creative Survival Gens KitPVP and a Hub where players can connect and show off their cosmetics and more We want to provide the best gaming experience possible with amazing professional staff who want to help the community Server IP: AmethystNetwork.net The Amethyst Network is a Minecraft server Network with gamemodes like SMP Gens Mini-Games KitPVP and More

66.165.236.178:50009

Source of Fun Minecraft Server

Assistance, Community, Curious, discovery, forum, Fun, Help, INFORMATION, inquiry, internet, investigation, knowledge, Minecraft, Mystery, Origin, query, question.., research, seeking, Server, source, source identification, unknown

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil bunnies, all while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!