Squidwards MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft server: ‘Squidward’s Wet Dream’

Big Coral, Checklist, endless ocean, underwater exploration, passive scanning

Join our Minecraft server if you’re ready for a wild ride of underwater adventures and fish scanning madness! Dive into randomly generated maps, team up with friends, and uncover the secrets of the Big Coral that holds the key to all life on earth (no pressure, right?). But beware, the story mode will have you scratching your head as you try to complete a 99-item checklist of bizarre tasks that make no sense at all. Are you up for the challenge? Can you become the ultimate fish scanner and save the world? Probably not, but hey, it’s worth a shot! Just remember, even if you’re ranked 200th worldwide, you’re still a winner in our book. So come on, join the chaos and let’s see if anyone can actually finish this insane adventure!

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Squidward’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets Bikini Bottom!

cartoon, Squidwards, Bikini, television, Bottom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a potato? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with characters that will make Squidward Tentacles look like the life of the party! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might even run into a player who communicates solely through clarinet music. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Feminization Fun Minecraft Server

inspiration, Fun, transformation, Support, success

Are you tired of collabing with homos on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only collab with the coolest of cool players! Join us and bask in the glory of being in the 1 million club – who needs their ccv back when you have that kind of prestige, am I right? So come on over and leave those homos in the dust, this server is where the real players shine!

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Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1199

Pacific Northwest, Minecraft, narrative game, friendship, chloe price

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our server where you can rewind time like Max Caulfield, form unlikely friendships like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber, and unleash supernatural powers like Alex Chen.

But wait, there’s more! In our upcoming expansion, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, you’ll dive even deeper into the mysterious world of Arcadia Bay. And don’t forget to check out our latest merch, Life is Strange: Heatwaves – it’s hotter than a Creeper explosion!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build, explore, and unravel the mysteries of time and space all in one place? Plus, our photo gallery and fanfic compilation will keep you entertained for hours. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality itself!

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BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

grandmother, Server, BirthdayBash, virtual invitations, Jealousy

Are you tired of family drama ruining your husband’s birthday celebrations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can throw surprise parties without any meddling cousins trying to steal the spotlight!

On our server, you can plan the most epic birthday parties at virtual Topgolf locations, complete with mini-games and challenges for your friends to enjoy. No need to worry about unwanted proposals or unwanted guests crashing the party – unless they’re creepers, of course.

Join now and experience the ultimate birthday celebration without any real-life drama. Build a birthday cake the size of a castle, invite all your friends, and let the festivities begin! Plus, if anyone tries to steal your thunder, you can just block them from the server – problem solved!

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CraftyIKEA or DIYcraftyWife

household chores, home improvement, stubbornness, CraftyIKEA, Communication Issues

Are you tired of assembling furniture for your significant other? Do you dread the thought of putting together yet another piece of IKEA furniture? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to lift a finger to build anything!

Join us and escape the endless cycle of furniture assembly drama. No more dropped wood on your foot, no more arguments about who should do the work. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled IKEA employee who will build anything you want with just a snap of his ghostly fingers. So come on over and let the ghostly IKEA employee take care of all your building needs. Just don’t ask him to assemble a desk, he’s still a little touchy about that.

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ScamCraft SMP: NormieScamz

scam, financial fraud, Deception, smp, pyramid schemes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and questionable decision-making!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against llamas in diamond armor who will stop at nothing to take you down. Can you outsmart these crafty creatures and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare loot and valuable items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they may look cute and cuddly, but they’re ruthless PvP masters in disguise!

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CraftyCorruption: Where even the creepers are shady

oil and gas, corporate, construction, Shady, unethical practices

Are you tired of the corrupt organizations and industries in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most corrupt place you’ll ever visit! Join us for a chance to overthrow the evil overlords ruling the land with their diamond-encrusted fists. Take part in epic battles against corrupt politicians, shady businessmen, and even the occasional evil llama. Who needs real-world drama when you can experience all the chaos and corruption in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s overthrow some corrupt empires together!

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PatriotCraft: Ukraine to Romania

Patriot air defense system, defense cooperation, military equipment, defense industry, military technology

LOL ukraine got a sick new toy from romania, it’s like christmas in july up in here! now ukraine can blast those pesky missiles outta the sky like a boss. come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of defending your base with patriot air defense systems! who needs creepers when u got missiles to blow up? join now and be a true patriot defender in the world of blocks and explosions!

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ComplimentCraft – Fashionista Edition

fashion, earbuds, Self-expression, Appearance, Edition

Yo, dis server be like a fashion show on steroids, ya feel me? We got players struttin’ around in diamond-studded armor, rockin’ Gucci helmets, and flexin’ with their Louis Vuitton pickaxes. If you ain’t stylin’ and profilin’ on this server, you might as well be wearin’ a potato sack.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a freakin’ catwalk, where you gotta sashay your way to safety while dodgin’ creepers and zombies. And don’t even get me started on our PvP arena – it’s like a Battle Royale, but with more glitter and explosions.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party? Yeah, we got a dance floor that’s lit AF, complete with DJ villagers spinnin’ the sickest beats. So if you wanna party like it’s 1999 (or 2999, whatever), you better join this server pronto. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fabulousness goin’ down here.

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