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CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “TNT Tag with a Twist,” where players have to juggle flaming TNT blocks while riding on the back of a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here… but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

TrickPunk’s SMP Shenanigans: Minecraft Madness with CM Punk and Trick Williams

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9784	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is where the legends collide. We’re talking about CM Punk and Trick Williams teaming up to create the most epic base you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve built a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and even a pet dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, a skydiving course that ends in a pool of jelly, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. Plus, every full moon, the server turns into a giant game of hide and seek with the Ender Dragon.

If you want to join in on the madness, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

BroDateBanterCraft

autism, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BroDateBanterCraft, brunch date, Communication, decision, family, Friends, Future, hanging out, high functioning autism, INDEPENDENCE, parents, quality time, refusal, regret, relationships, Siblings, socialization, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of your mom trying to ruin your brunch dates with your BF by insisting you bring your brother along? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise no family members will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be.

Our server is the perfect place to hang out with friends, whether they’re busy in real life or not. Plus, we have a special area for players with high functioning autism to feel comfortable and included. No awkward family dynamics here!

So come join us for a brunch date like no other. Build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unlike refusing to bring your brother on a real-life date. 😉

LuckySurvivorMC SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by doing a perfectly timed backflip off a cliff. Or how about the time our admin accidentally spawned a horde of angry villagers in the middle of town and chaos ensued? Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a server where every day is a new adventure and surviving feels like a miracle, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to tell your own “I’m lucky to be alive” story. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FrickenCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest non-swear words that sound like swear words. Imagine the thrill of shouting “flibbertigibbet” in the heat of battle or calling your friends “nincompoops” as you build epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner goofball in the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Divine Spears Created:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got unicorns flying around, and dragons breathing fire, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

also, did we mention that the president of bulgaria signed some crazy anti-lgbtq+ law? yeah, we don’t really know what that has to do with minecraft, but it’s like, totally wild, right?

come join us on this server and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the unicorns run out of glitter!

CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Enchantments Applied:	134
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

lol you gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the gut barrier protecting your booty from colorectal cancer! but instead of cancer, we got fun and games and building stuff! imagine your colon being a castle and you gotta defend it from evil mobs and griefers! it’s like a battle for your butthole, but in a fun way! plus, our community is tighter than your sphincter after eating too much cheese! come join us and let’s build some epic poop castles together!

BeeMC: Where bees reign supreme and your life is the real deal! Join us for some bee-autiful shenanigans 🙂

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ores Mined:	8167	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	25

BeeMC Overview

Server	Description
Lifesteal Server (Season 1)	Dive into a world where you can build, explore, and survive with friends. Packed with exciting features and a friendly community.
BoxPvP Server	Test your skills and battle it out in our intense PvP server. Show off your combat prowess and climb the ranks!
Exciting Events	Regular events bring the community together. From building competitions to epic battles, there’s always something fun happening at BeeMC!
Amazing Staff Team	Our dedicated staff team is always here to help. Friendly, experienced, and always available to assist you.

FAQ

What does BeeMC offer?

BeeMC offers a Lifesteal Server, BoxPvP Server, exciting events, and an amazing staff team to assist players.

What is the IP for BeeMC?

The IP for BeeMC is play.beemc.net and the Bedrock port is 19595.

How can I join BeeMC?

You can join BeeMC by using the IP play.beemc.net in Minecraft.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We’ve got more healing powers than a stack of golden apples, and our virtual doctors are always on call to cure your gaming woes.

Join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants a VIP pass to get in! We’ve got unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret potion that turns creepers into friendly pet cats.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we’ve even discovered a way to travel to other dimensions within the game. Want to visit a world made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? We’ve got that too.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and let the healing power of gaming wash over you like a bucket of enchanted water. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.