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NoKidsAllowedWedding

adult-focused celebration, child-free wedding, childcare challenges, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, NoKidsAllowedWedding, sibling conflict, Wedding celebration, wedding ceremony, wedding day boundaries, wedding day decisions, wedding day preferences, wedding day priorities, wedding etiquette, wedding guest accommodations, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	757	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6763
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a child-free experience just like this wedding! We understand the struggle of dealing with kids running around and causing chaos, so we’ve created a server where only adults are allowed. No more worrying about toddler meltdowns or crying kids during important moments.

Join us for a relaxed, adult-focused atmosphere where you can build, mine, and explore without any interruptions from little ones. Plus, if anyone threatens not to come because they can’t bring their kids, we’ll just ban them from the server – problem solved!

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing the rules, stick to what you want and enjoy a child-free Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, join us and let’s tear the virtual family apart together!

SurvivingCoIn2021 – Minecraft SMP

Business, Company, Corporation, Endurance, Enduring, Everlasting, exists, historical, Legacy, Longevity, Minecraft, perseverance, persistence, remarkable, resilience, smp, Surprising, Surviving, SurvivingCoIn2021, Today, UNBELIEVABLE, uncommon, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	977	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dimension Hops:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1076	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of the most epic survival adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the founder of our server is actually a retired Minecraft developer who once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that rained down golden carrots on all the players. True story!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the last surviving colony of zombie villagers who have learned how to breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PieCraftFunLand

Apple Pie, banana cream pie, blackberry pie, blueberry pie, cherry pie, chocolate pie, coconut cream pie, comfort food, favorite dessert, favorite pie, homemade pie, key lime pie, lemon meringue pie, mixed berry pie, peach pie, pecan pie, PieCraftFunLand, pumpkin pie, raspberry pie, strawberry rhubarb pie, sweet treats

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Do you like pie? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole world made out of pie! That’s right, you can mine through layers of cherry, apple, and even pumpkin pie to find hidden treasures and delicious surprises. Plus, our pie-themed mobs are a hoot – watch out for the Creeper Pie, who explodes into a shower of whipped cream and sprinkles! So come join us and satisfy your sweet tooth while you mine, build, and explore in the most delicious Minecraft server around!

DonbasCowboyCraft

Conflict, death, Donbas Cowboy, DonbasCowboyCraft, eastern europe, foreign correspondent, international relations, investigative journalism, Journalism, Killed, Media, Military Action, Moscow, Politics, Propaganda, Propagandist, russia, Russian troops, Ukraine, US, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8917
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the admins are like Russian troops taking out US propagandists? It’s wild, man! They call themselves the ‘Donbas Cowboys’ and they don’t mess around. If you wanna join a server that’s got some serious action and drama, this is the place to be. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server run by Russian troops? It’s like a whole new level of intensity, bro. So come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tumor Busters: Vortioxetine Edition

antidepressant, brain cancer, Busters, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell biology, cell-culture dish, drug discovery, drug effectiveness, Edition, Glioblastoma, health science, inexpensive, innovative therapy, market, medical breakthrough, Medical research, pharmaceuticals, researchers, tumor, tumor growth inhibition, tumour cells, Vortioxetine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	245	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Animals Bred:	107	Dragon Eggs Found:	8707

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also wanna cure cancer at the same time? well, this server is like that! join us and help us cure cancer with vortioxetine, the magical antidepressant that kills tumour cells in glioblastoma! we’re like doctors but in minecraft, saving lives one block at a time! come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one pixel at a time! #minecraftcurescancer #savingliveswithblocks #joinusnow

Epuucs Public Server

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Come and join Epuuc’s 1.21 Public Server! Only available for Java Edition.

Server sport a nice community with land claiming to make sure you keep your stuff safe, no PVP in your claims so you wont get killed in your house. Server also has MCMMO for some extra goals and competition between players. Invite your friends and start your 2-week grind here 🙂

mc.epuuc.dev

Georgypop SMP

1.19.4, Adventure, building, Cracked Support, creativity, Discord, Exploring, Georgypop SMP, java, Minecraft, nbs music, open world, plasmo voice mod, proximity voicechat, Random teleport, Shops, Survival, Survival World, Trading, two cities, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magic Items Found:	4278	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Dive into an open world experience where creativity and adventure thrive. Explore a vast landscape with endless possibilities, centered around two main cities bustling with life. These cities feature shops where you can trade and connect with fellow players. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or just enjoy a laid-back Minecraft experience, our server offers a straightforward, nofrills environment perfect for all types of players.

Open 1.19.4 survival world with random wild teleport using /rtp

nbs music, proximity voicechat using plasmo voice mod. linked on discord

Cracked support

Versions: 1.19.4 + Java

And so much more!

Join us and start your adventure today!

georgypop.secton.org

Vanilla SMP – Where mediocrity is the norm, just like your gameplay!

Active players, AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, gameplay, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, Mediocrity, Nether Exploration, norm, PVP Event, redstone engineering, respectful players, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, smp, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Vanilla \| Java 1.21 \| Whitelisted
Server Version	1.21 – Always up to date
Player Base	Diverse, Global
Mods	– BlueMap – AudioPlayer – Simple VoiceChat – Dragon Elytra Drops

FAQ

Why Join Ordinary SMP?

Join us for a friendly and community-focused Minecraft experience with active and diverse players. We offer grief protection for builds and host server-wide events.

How do I Join?

Join us on Discord to get whitelisted and start playing on our server.

What kind of players are welcome?

We welcome builders, explorers, redstone engineers, and Minecraft enthusiasts of all kinds. As long as you’re respectful and active, you’ll fit right in.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous admirer, anonymous crush, anonymous love, anonymous message, anonymous romance, BLOCK, concealed feelings, Covert Affection, Enigmatic Love, hidden, love, Minecraft, Mysterious Love, Mystery, No. 85641874, Party, Private Emotions, secret, secret admirer, secret message, Server, Unidentified Love, Unknown Admirer

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored world! Our server is so wild that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music when they explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold waiting for you to discover. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a land of talking animals and candy-coated mountains.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🌈🦄🎉

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

1080p, 12VHPWR, 1440p, 2160p, 4K Editing, ATX 3.0, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, building, Coolers, Country, CPU, DDR4, ddr5, gaming monitors, gaming setup, general, GPU, High FPS Gaming, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, Power Delivery, psu, RAM, RTX, rx, smp, SSD, Upgrade Advice

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ores Mined:	1615	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic builds and upgrades, just like upgrading your PC with the latest and greatest components. Need advice on your build list? We got you covered, just make sure your monitor is up to par with our standards of excellence.

But beware of the dreaded 12VHPWR! Make sure you fully seat that connector or risk melting your connection like a lava flow. And don’t even think about using angled adapters, unless you want chaos to ensue.

We’ve got all the latest gossip on Intel Raptor Lake and RPL Refresh drama. Avoid the 13th and 14th gen CPUs like the plague, unless you want your game to crash harder than a falling anvil.

Looking for the perfect CPU for your Minecraft adventures? From HTPC browsing to extreme gaming, we’ve got the recommendations that will blow your mind. And remember, never settle for an iGPU-less CPU, unless you want your graphics to look as pixelated as a Steve skin.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure your PC is up to snuff, or you might end up in a blocky nightmare worse than the Nether itself!