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CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	288
Farms Harvested:	420	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Animals Bred:	195	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	690460	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5174	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	125
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6706	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Ores Mined:	2844	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2486
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!