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Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ores Mined:	2486
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Items Found:	2522
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4983
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Ores Mined:	696
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5280

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Emeralds Found:	200	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9454
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9586	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.