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Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2668	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	578021	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	7923
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

PeggedCraft: Where Girls Rule and Boys Drool

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Buildings Constructed:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Potions Brewed:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of searching for a girl who will dominate you and peg you in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of dominant ladies ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies! From building dungeons to role-playing as your mistress, you’ll never be bored on our server. Join now and let the pegging begin!

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	9428

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Potions Brewed:	86
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8126	Dragon Eggs Found:	5511
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	9221	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!