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DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	238
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ores Mined:	3216	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

asian food, consumer protection, denmark, Denmark news, food inspection, food quality control, food regulations, Food Safety, food standards, foreign imports, international trade, Korean cuisine, Korean exports., Korean ramen, Minecraft, product recall, ramen noodles, Recalls, Server, spicy, spicy food, spicy ramen, SpicyRamenCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!

HavanaHarborWars

cold war, Cuba, Cuban waters, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Havana harbor, HavanaHarborWars, international relations, maritime activity, military presence, military vessels, naval power, Russian presence, Russian warships, strategic maneuvers, Surveillance, united states, US response, Washington

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	250
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crops Grown:	6044
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”

we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!

CraftyTruthsMC

Accurate, Authenticity, BELIEVABLE, Communication, CraftyTruthsMC, credibility, Deception, genuine, genuine communication, honest communication, Honesty, honesty vs authenticity, honesty vs perception, Integrity, Perception, sincerity, Transparent, Trust, trustworthy, Truth, truthfulness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the pigs can actually fly here! Yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs! And not just that, but the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you for a second, but it’s totally worth it. And get this, the zombies do the thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s like a party all the time on this server, man! So come join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

MayanBoysGoneWild

Ancient civilization, Ancient rituals, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Boys, central america, Child sacrifices, closely related, Cultural traditions, historical discovery, human sacrifice, indigenous cultures, Maya site, MayanBoysGoneWild, Mesoamerica, pre-Columbian era, religious ceremonies, ritual killings, ritualistic practices, sacrificial victims

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1992	Emeralds Found:	1449
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mayan rituals with a twist! we sacrifice children but dont worry, its only boys and theyre all closely related! come witness the mayhem and join in on the fun, its a once in a lifetime experience you wont want to miss! plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the sacrificial festivities begin!