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CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, Political unrest, PROTESTS, Reclaim, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute, threat of force, trump, united states

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3800	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own canal and reclaim it from evil forces? well, this server is the place for u! we got protests, threats, and even trump tryna get in on the action. come join us and be a part of the most epic canal battle in minecraft history. who will come out on top? join now to find out!

EpicEpilepsyCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

accumulation, aging, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, brain amyloid, brain function, brain health, childhood epilepsy, cognitive decline, Edition, EpicEpilepsyCraft, epilepsy research, globally, INDIVIDUALS, late-onset disorders, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, population-based cohort, predisposing, study, Unique

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

join dis minecraft server cuz we got da most lit players around, like seriously we got a dude who can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks, it’s insane. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have childhood epilepsy and they have special powers in the game, like being able to fly without wings or summoning diamond swords out of thin air. It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. And get this, they even have a higher chance of developing brain disorders like Alzheimer’s in the game, so it’s like real life but in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be epic!

🔶CUBOBLOCK MS🔶 🔸PRIVATE SERVER🔸 Minecraft server

Access, art, Challenging, commands, deal system, Difficult, Discord, Drugs, igor surzhansky, Instructions, INTERESTING, kuboblok ms, Minecraft, NO DONATION, private server, Protection, server banner, server description, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

My name is Igor Surzhansky and I present to you my private minecraft server KUBOBLOK MS❗

On my server there is:

⚡Drugs (we condemn drug use, it is harmful to health).

⚡Ability to draw art on a map in a few seconds.

⚡Deal system.

⚡Lots of commands that complement vanilla.

⚡AND MUCH MORE⚡

There are no private spaces on the server, all your buildings are protected by law. Also, the server does not have various commands that can make the game easier, such as /spawn, /rtp and the like, because without them it is more difficult to play, and therefore more interesting. I don’t have a donation dump here, it’s important to understand!✔

HOW TO GET ACCESS TO THE SERVER?

❗❗This page has a link to the Discord server, there are detailed instructions on how to gain access❗❗

I’m waiting for everyone!

95.216.62.178:25767

Draconicraft SMP

armor, authentic, Builds, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Draconicraft, English, Farms, germany, Mob Heads, mongolia, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether, Players, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Relax, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Draconicraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
World Border Size	20,000 blocks
	Anti Ender Dragon Grief Anti Enderman Grief Bundles Custom Armor Statues Custom Nether Portals More Mob Heads Mini Blocks Multiplayer Sleep Player Head Drops Silence Mobs Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

FAQ

Q: Can I join from any country?

A: Yes, members come from all around the world including the United States, Germany, and Mongolia.

Q: Is English the primary language on the server?

A: Yes, English is encouraged for public discord server and in-game chat, but other languages are welcome in voice chat as long as everyone is respectful.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord Server and fill out the application form to get started.

Discord Server Invite

Mighty Block Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, big dick, BLOCK, body image, Confidence, dating struggles, Gender norms, incel, Insecurity, Loneliness, male identity, male privilege, male sexuality, male virginity, Masculinity, Mighty, Realm, rejection, self worth, sexual frustration, sexual stereotypes, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, Virgin

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Emeralds Found:	2911	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and prove that big dicks do not equal inceldom!

>Have you ever seen a creeper explode in real life?

Join our server and witness the explosive power of creepers in a safe and blocky environment!

>Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by griefers?

Join our server and protect your precious diamonds with our anti-griefer measures!

>Do you want to build a giant statue of yourself out of blocks?

Join our server and show off your massive ego in pixelated glory!

>Sick of boring old survival mode?

Join our server and experience our custom game modes that will blow your mind (literally)!

>Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies?

Join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

>Are you a virgin with a big dick?

Join our server and find out if you’re the exception to the rule or just a blocky incel!

>What are you waiting for?

Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (up)!

BdayBash Minecraft Server

Attention, BdayBash, Birthday, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Drama, emotions, family, Happy Birthday, husband, immigration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, Party, relationships, Server, singing, sister, Wedding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mines Excavated:	2094
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for the most outrageous stories and crazy antics you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between your best friend, your niece, and a random guy who may or may not be your soulmate. Who will you choose? Who will end up heartbroken? The drama never stops on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Birthday parties that turn into wedding receptions, family feuds that rival the Montagues and Capulets, and unexpected serenades from drunk party guests – it’s all here waiting for you to explore.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of chaos and craziness in a blocky world? Don’t be a square, join us now and let the drama unfold!

BridesmaidDressDrama

big boobs, bridal store, Bridesmaid, BridesmaidDressDrama, Bridesmaids, ceremony, chest area, cleavage, concerns, CONSERVATIVE, Drama, fat shaming, groomsmen, hundred people, inappropriate, indoor ceremony, lavender, plus size, valid, Wedding, wedding dress

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crops Grown:	1900
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate diversity in dress choices!

Imagine a world where bridesmaids can wear whatever they want, whether it’s a low-cut dress or a full suit of armor. Our server is all about embracing individuality and expressing yourself through fashion choices.

No more worrying about cleavage drama or fat-shaming accusations – on our server, everyone is free to wear whatever makes them feel fabulous. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in fashion shows and show off your unique style to the whole server.

So why settle for a cookie-cutter wedding when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate fashion freedom? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

ToxicCraft SMP: ChildhoodTells

anxiety, boundary issues, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTells, communication problems, coping mechanisms, depression, Emotional Abuse, family dysfunction, healing journey, long-term effects, low self-esteem, mental health issues, negative self-talk, neglect, self-destructive behavior, smp, Therapy, toxic household, toxic patterns, ToxicCraft, trust issues, unhealthy relationships, unresolved trauma

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7060	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Void Gems Collected:	11

Lol, bro, if you wanna join dis epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know the signs of someone who grew up in a toxic household, like, they probably build their houses out of lava and obsidian cuz they’re used to living in a fiery pit of drama, ya know? And like, they’ll always be hoarding all the diamonds cuz they never got enough love as a child, so now they gotta compensate with shiny things in a blocky world. Plus, they’ll probably have a pet creeper named Karen who’s always exploding over the smallest things, just like their mom used to do. So yeah, if you wanna join our crazy server full of dysfunctional players, hit us up and let’s build some wacky sh*t together!

Blockbucks Presidential Power

billionaire influence, Blockbucks, campaign contributions, campaign donations, campaign finance, campaign funding, campaign spending, corporate greed, corporate influence, economic inequality, financial impact, money and power, money in politics, political campaign, political corruption, political donations, political influence, Political power, power, PRESIDENTIAL, presidential campaign, wealth disparity

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	59
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency we deal with is diamonds and emeralds! Join us and you could be the next virtual billionaire with just a few mining sessions!

Imagine this: you join our server and start building your virtual empire. Suddenly, a mysterious player drops a chest filled with diamonds worth Two Hundred and Fifty Million Dollars in real life! And just like magic, your virtual empire grows and your in-game wealth skyrockets to One Hundred and Eighty Billion dollars!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to players with the most diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky challenge and claim even more riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, adventure, and maybe even a ghostly encounter or two!

UraniumCraft Minecraft Server

bomb-grade, Conflict, Diplomacy, Enrichment, enrichment levels, Grossi, Iaea, inspections, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, non-proliferation, Nuclear, nuclear program, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, uranium, uranium stockpile, UraniumCraft, weapons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ores Mined:	2741	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we have 200 kg of uranium enriched to near bomb-grade! yea u heard me right, we got that good good stuff to make ur minecraft experience explode! literally!

imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a hidden stash of uranium, talk about a plot twist! or maybe u wanna build a nuclear reactor in ur base, just be careful not to blow everything up!

join us now for a radioactive adventure like no other, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe the radiation poisoning. but who cares when u can have this much fun, right? so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get glowing!