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PhoneSlamCraft

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

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RageCraft Minecraft Server

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Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

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PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

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Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

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But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

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SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

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FamilyDramaAirBnB

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

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Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

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Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

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CraftyWarfare

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian warplanes are firing weapons at targets inside russia for the first time!! 😱🚀🔥

our server is so lit, it’s like a real life warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of actual danger. imagine building your dream castle while warplanes are flying overhead and explosions are happening all around you. it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually getting hurt.

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SharkCraftCamelLands

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Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Custom Enchants, Crystal Dungeons, and Earworm Soundtracks! A Minecraft Server like no other! Java 1.20.1

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Server Overview

Java IP	EVANIA.ONLINE

Just opened today! Free to play Minecraft server with hand-crafted story, dungeons, custom monsters, and exciting battles. All suggestions for add-ons are considered.

Features:

Java 1.20.1
In-Game Map: evania.online
Hand Crafted Dungeons/Dark Souls Type Battles
All Custom + Vanilla Mobs
WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Multiple Magic+Custom Items
In-Game Soundtracks
Multiple Gated World Types
Discord Voice Vicinity
Random Teleports

Join the Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/bUVY7bMR6t

Gameplay Videos: Video 1, Video 2

Looking for players to take up land and build on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.
Are there hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters?	Yes, the server features hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters.
What protection plugins are used on the server?	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected are used for protection.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server for players to communicate.
Are there multiple world types and random teleports?	Yes, there are multiple gated world types and random teleports available on the server.

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ores Mined:	7718	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	6983	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Potions Brewed:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	129
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1403	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Farms Harvested:	155	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3775	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3559	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ores Mined:	7584
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	204

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	4540

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

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