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CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	3878	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Love Letters Sent:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	100	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Farms Harvested:	802
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	141	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	185
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Potions Brewed:	69

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	983843	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

108.181.149.203:8202