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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5798 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.