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BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	5098	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	8838
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Divine Spears Created:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	2709
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	59

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!

InsomniacCraft – Dreaming of Better Sleep

brain imaging, brain scans, dreaming, insomnia, insomnia research, insomnia subtypes, insomnia treatment, InsomniacCraft, neurological disorders, personalized medicine, Sleep, sleep disorders, sleep disorders treatment, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep medicine, sleep patterns, sleep research, sleep studies, sleep therapy, subtypes of insomnia, tailored treatment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8477	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

dis server is like a brain scan for ur minecraft experience, u wil discover five subtypes of insomnia but in a good way. u can customize ur sleep experience and get tailor made treatment for ur virtual dreams. join now and sleep like a blocky baby, only on dis server.

TrueKing Anarchy: Where chaos reigns, but only semi-chaotic. No hacks, just pure vanilla mayhem with no resets! v1.21

alliances, Anarchy, building, building projects, Chaos, Cheats, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Hacks, Ip:, Massive, MAYHEM, Plugins, Projects, Pure, REIGNS, Resets, semichaotic, Skills, surprise encounters, Survival, Testing, TrueKing, v1.21, Vanilla, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

TrueKingAnarchy Server Overview

Description	Vanilla anarchy Minecraft server with total freedom to play as developers intended.
Plugins	Almost none, using hacks/cheats not permitted.
IP	95.216.215.160

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	There are almost no rules, but using hacks/cheats is not allowed.
Can I join alliances with other players?	Yes, players are free to form alliances with each other.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed as it is an anarchy server.
Are there any restrictions on building projects?	No, players have total freedom to build whatever they want.

RomcomCraft Server: Emergency Meeting

#nagatoro, Anime, Board Meeting, comedy, Council, Decision making, discussion, emergency, Emergency Meeting, Favorite, fresh blood, Graduation, Manga, Mayonaisse, Meeting, Promotion, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Romcoms, Server, Shounen no Abyss, student council

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	217	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Votes:	828	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a romcom on steroids! We just had a council meeting where we decided to promote some fresh blood romcoms (Mayonaisse) into the council board – talk about spicy drama! And don’t even get me started on the graduation from the council, it’s like a season finale cliffhanger! So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself, because on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than creepers blowing up your house is the love triangles and plot twists!